Poop mittens

Another word for toilet paper.

Hey don't forget to pack some poop mittens for the camping trip.

by KQF February 12, 2009

Poop pillow

Placing a large amount of toilet paper in the bottom of toilet so the shit stays above water. Used by dirtbaggers to stink up a public bathroom or gross out the next person that comes in the stall.

Since the guy in the next stall won't courtesy flush. I'm going to fight back with a poop pillow. That should fume him out .

by Poot there it is!!! December 14, 2016

Poop Stand-off

This term is used for when you are in public restroom and you are trying to go #2 and another person enters the stall next to you. You wait for that person to leave so they cannot hear your poop noises. If that person has to poop as well you may be caught in a poop stand-off.

Christine:"Where have you been? You've been gone for more than 30 minutes?"

Laura: "I got caught in a Poop stand-off with Jen from Sales, she just wouldn't leave!"

by Awesomom February 18, 2009

poop attack

A sudden overwhelming painful need to poop immediately.
Often unexpected, but never neglected urge to evacuate.

I was riding the bus when I had a poop attack.
I said hey fool stop the bus I'm having a poop attack.
I got out and ran to the taco bell, but nobody noticed 'cause everything in there smells like shit anyway
:)

by the man with the horrible smel June 29, 2009

poop smuggler

the process of shoving someone else's poop in your butthole to transfer it to another poop smuggler or preferably jonnie onufrak

jonnie onufrak was a predominant poop smuggler until his tragic death after smuggling poop into chuck norris's beard

by mustfa altajar August 1, 2008

poop marmalade

when someone pisses on someone else's shit and dissolves it into a orangish-shit like substance.

"The toilet's been broke all day and everyone been making poop marmalade."

by membersmarktp1 September 26, 2009

poop-on-bathmat

complete dissociation from social norms, can't party with the big boys, loses bowel control with over excitement.

desecrates on hostesses bathmat out of confusion caused by alchohol/drug combination. poop-on-bathmat

by the hostess needs new bathmat October 16, 2010