meat pirate

The act of resting a man's fat belly upon a woman's eye.

Refer to Jim Jefferies.

It totally killed the mood when he pulled a meat pirate.

by smallzmcgee February 6, 2014

Butt Pirate

An individual who prefers anal sex with another man - a phenomenon most men don't understand but which the Seinfeld crew has declared "not that there's any thing wrong with that".

That dude is obviously a a butt pirate - and it looks like the guy with him is too!

by MR Nipple June 17, 2014

Salty The Pirate

To Salty The Pirate is when a man and a woman are having Oral Sex, and the man begin's to cum, it hits the girl's eye and the girl closes their eye's and goes "ARRGGHH"

1. Dude that one girl was getting all Salty The Pirate with me last night

by Hacz0r April 2, 2009

The Suburban Pirate Orchestra

The greatest band to come out of Bel Air, Maryland. Their music will make ya take your clothes off (ladies only (...usually)).

-Endorsed by 'Monsters of Cock'.

"That show last night was incredible; The Suburban Pirate Orchestra made me wanna get naked!" -All the girls.

by Pualti April 15, 2009

Puddle Pirate

A small group of men and women conducting maritime, military and, multi-mission service unique among the U.S. military branches. They protect the Homeland with jurisdiction in both domestic and international waters. Envied by other military brances to included the U.S Navy "Squids".

Navy: Your just a stupid Puddle Pirate
Coastie: Hey shipmate someone's got to take care of the Homeland & Navy Wives, don't you know Navy wives make the best Coastie babies :)

by SirPaddy July 31, 2012

Pirated

The act of getting oneself drunk to the point of being incoherent.

This term may also be referred to as ownership.

I'm going to pirate your a$$.

I'm going to pirate my midterm tomorrow.

I got so pirated last night!

by Pirate Mcgee May 18, 2011

pirate key

Pirate key is a sexual term, referring to anal stimulation using one's pointer, middle, and pinky fingers. (i.e. two in the pink, one in the stink)

Damn, that broad from the bar was a freaky as hell last night, dawg. She wanted me to pirate key her ass, yo"

by LaydeeRealTalk September 18, 2015