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Google Piss

Proper noun. He/she who uses the toilet and does not wash their hands - spends the day on Google spreading his/her pissy hands all over the keyboard. Keen on handshakes in corridoors.
Ian: Fuck man, that bloke never washed his hands in the bathroom.
Barry: Be careful mate, once he's finished looking at clips of old movies, he'll google piss you from behind.
by RJH250484 January 16, 2009
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pissard

Combination of two words pissed and hard. Can be misheard as pisshead but holds an entirely different meaning. Meaning to get pissed (become intoxicated by consumption of alcohol) and acting hard (starting fights and generally being a twat).

Pissard is usually achieved by drinking copious amounts of vodka which will induce violent behaviour or generally being a chav who drinks cider will suffice.
1. "Hey fancy getting pissard this weekend and fighting some people?"

2. "I'm so pissard now I could beat my mother"

3. "He only smacked you cos he was pissard mate."
by Andy Burton December 27, 2008
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Piss Chisel

When ariving upon the toilet and seeing previous stains upon sed toilet, one decides to use one's piss to chisel away at the stains until sed stain has vanished
I just left sme marks on the toilet for the next person to get their piss chisel on..
by Bravedeini October 20, 2008
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piss-cutter

A Marine’s garrison cover. The word was used extensively in the middle 20th Century, presently out of vogue due to a serious lack of political correctness. The etymology of the word is not known. One possible explanation comes from Kate Gladstone who says, "I have heard 'pisscutter' used by (elderly male) non-Marines to describe anything which has a sharp, spiffy-looking fold or edge or crease - e.g., a particularly well-made hat-brim, or an admirably crisp crease in a pair of pants." In the novel Shogun by James Clavell the word is used to refer to a harbor that was particularly difficult to navigate.
The Marine Corps cadet looked rather spiffy in his piss cutter
by Felipe Campos August 3, 2004
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Ass piss

an explosion of warm bodily liquids from the anus.
Dude sean shot ass piss all over my fucking room!
Dude im sick of cleaning up my grandmothers ass piss.
by Tanmanno5 October 3, 2008
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sink piss

I started playing cricket for my local pub. It's just an excuse to sink piss.
by Oyml February 7, 2007
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piss pump

that bitch sure can suck a good piss pump.
by spltbird November 25, 2002
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