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pee tingles

the tingly feeling you get on the back of your head, neck and shoulders when you pee that feels amazing. sometimes better than an orgasm

if you have pee tingles please comment on this post because no one that i know has them
1: bro my pee tingles are fucking amazing
2: what in the cotton picking rim raising god praising black jack paddy wack fuck are pee tingles
1: smh
by yeeterschonderdwarf69 September 8, 2019
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Safety Pee

noun. 1.) The cautious practice of urinating before starting a time-consuming or strenuous and uncomfortable venture.

noun. 2.) The bodily waste expelled in such a prudent manner.

Rumor has it that among crass individuals the synonym "Safety Piss" exists.

verb.) the act of utilizing the "safety pee/piss" practice.
Movie theater: Oh, good. It's still the previews. I still have time for a safety pee.

Traffic: Uh oh. It's almost rush hour. I better make a safety pee in case it takes me three hours to get home.

Weird Scenario: Oh, geez. Not another tickle-gauntlet. I better make a safety pee or this could be awkward.
by Awkward Scholar NM September 12, 2010
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Hot Pee

The act of going for a quick pee.
by papertowels000 October 29, 2016
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Pee Camel

A person who defies all kidney laws and stores urine like a camel to be released at a time of their choosing. (usually female.)
"We've been at this festival all weekend and I haven't seen Anna pee once!

Dude, thats coz shes a pee camel!"
by DEMuahahah May 26, 2014
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Pee poop

When you go to poop and it's like pee.
I had a sandwich with clear mayo and I soon had a case of pee poops.
by waternymph July 1, 2017
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Spider Pee

When one person sits on top of another, chest to chest and interlocking legs, while on the toilet. The top individual pees through the bottoms legs. Similar to the past time of spidering on the swings at a playground.
"Hey Baby, will you please let me spider pee you this one time." - Husband
"I thought you'd never ask! it will be just like the good old days back on the playground, only dirtier...." -Wife
by MrRogersSweater May 23, 2020
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Pee Hole

A place where guys like to piss (wall, urinal, etc)
by peeee - whole April 10, 2003
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