The Jade Palace Special

The act of violently yanking cheap Chinese anal beads out of your partner's anus and then whipping them in the head with it all in one fluid motion.

She said she was into BDSM so I tied her up and gave that bitch The Jade Palace Special.

by biggestpapi December 20, 2017

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kely and pablo

A great couple that hugs all the time she mostly feels sad and ha is always making her smile.kely and pablo went to a winter dance after that day they have thier first kiss at lunch he brings her a gift which is a stuffed animal and a neckles and earings and a $40 gift card for target.A mounth later he sends one of her friends to break up with her.She's in total hell.

-kely

by itz kels February 3, 2018

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Alex the Paladin

Alex has an extensive history of being known to pillage poor-people homes, kicking orphans, and eating bricks from houses. He wields an enormous hammer that weighs more than him, yet he still tries to carry it and succeeds. He can usually be found around in pixie forests like a grazing alpaca. There is a ransom on his head but he’s to majestic and evasive to catch...

Hey, I think Alex the Paladin is about to pillage that village down yonder...

by DontFuckUp November 23, 2019

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Andrea Yanez Paladino Velen

She is a goddess at fortnite. She’s good at any game. She’s short, she’s funny, will always make you laugh. She is a very fast runner and will fucking destroy you in any race. She is loaded with cash in her pocket 😛, all jokes chill. She is a trash bag, always will be a trash bag 😔

Andrea Yanez Paladino velen is a trash bag

by Drexaaaa December 2, 2019

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