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Pleasant Valley Junior High

This is a middle school in Le Claire, IA. As a student at this school, I can confirm they're mostly rich kids. Though they claim not to be wealthy, everyone's dad works for John Deer so... We don't have backpacks because fucking morons feel the need to vape during school hours. Apparently they can't wait for their breath to smell and their teeth to fall out until after school. 40% of people are pretty cool, but the other 60%? Not so much. The best part about this school is the people of colour. They're awesome. The white kids are the worst. Just generally bad ya know? But no matter your race, if you don't come to school with aiRpoDs and atOmIC, you're a loser. These kids think they're humble and shit, but in reality, if they went to a different part of the world, say two cities over, they would see how good they actually have it. 70% of the teachers are troglodytes and can't teach to save their life, but it's ok because what we lack in education, we make up for in aThLetIcS (not really). Eighth grade boys are mostly jocky, try hard, sexist, bullying, lazy, stupid, passive agressive, boring, wannabe badasses who couldn't be bothered to so much as look at a book. Eighth grade girls are bitchy, dramatic, inconsiderate, arrogant, HYPOCRITICAL, selfish, superficial, manipulative, immoral and closed minded monkeys. Though there are some amazing people at this school, it's clear that it's mostly just annoying, racist, puberty struck tweens with no sense of self or empathy.
friend: where do you go to school?
you: pleasant valley junior high.

friend: I think I hear my mom calling, gotta go.
by noraleigh18 March 7, 2019
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Pleasure

1. A feeling of happiness or satisfaction

2. Sexual enjoyment or satisfaction
1. They smiled out of pleasure for suceeding in their work

2. They loudly moaned out from their partner pleasuring them
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The "magic word" everyone asks for when you ask for something.
someone: hi can i borrow this
other person: what's the magic word?
someone: abracadabra-
other person: no
someone: fIneEee.. it's please.
other person: hehe..no it's not
someone: wait wHAT-
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Please Enter: 69

entrance to a whole new world of realisation, including many danger zones
Idiot friend: I wanna fuck you tonight
You who is not gay : Please Enter: 69 . NOT TODAY SATAN!
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Please

please give me money
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Pleased to make you an acquaintance

A phrase used to demote a terrible friend to acquaintance status .
After watching her bff hitting on her boyfriend she told her friend:
Pleased to make you an acquaintance
And walked off without looking back.
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