peinirli

Italian bread dough with tomato sauce and cheese

Kostas' favourite food is peinirli

by Allos user October 14, 2022

Pencil pusher

Someone who you can trust with all manners of pencil related business. This could mean anything between writing notes on a paper with a 2B pencil or using the lead from a mechanical pencil to fill various crevices in the human body; including but not limited to: Areas under eyelid, under fingernails, urethra, mouth hole. These maneuvers are only to be attempted by a professionally trained pencil pusher with at least 4 months of experience.

A man: Lovely day we're having, pencil pusher!
Pencil pusher, shoving three sharpened pencils into A man's front hole: Yah, now just hold still, I can't get the angle right if you keep moving.

by Pam the Pusher November 3, 2022

Pencil

Something you will need because your to fucking lazy to go to the dollar store and buy your own

Go get your own fucking pencil

by ctrl+alt+delete ur mother November 11, 2022

Penicillin

A type of mycosis that grows on penis and is usually used as a medicine to cure several disease

"Since I had a headache, can you give me some penicillin."

"Let me grow some penicillin for you."

"Today is the day, my doctor will grate my penicillin off."

by Aemot November 16, 2022

Pencil Khattak

Derogatory nickname of Pakistani politician Pervez Khattak due to his thin and tall stature.

Pencil Khattak used to be Pakistan's defense minister.

by zpack November 21, 2022

Pending Boyfriend

A guy whom you have mutual love with but is an asshole and wont get w you

I think he likes me but idk he’s kinda just like a pending boyfriend.

by Brqki January 21, 2023

pencil

your fathers dick

"do you have a pencil?"
"yeah, its on ur fathers scrotum."

by CHANNELATOR January 29, 2023