Female orgasm app

Remember when I said that women are full of shit and don't know what's going on down there anyways?

Hym "Well NOW... There's a female orgasm app (I can't remember the name) and the SALES PITCH... IS LITERALLY THE THING I SAID! Have you seen the commercial? Have you see the ad? If you have and you know who I am then you know that I am CORRECT A-FUCKING-GAIN!!! And now there's an app to help you become like me! It's like the fruit from the tree of knowledge. You can use that app to become like ME. A person who isn't completely full of shit! Isn't that nice? But you'll only 'be like me' in the 'not full of shit' sort of way. You won't be a genius. You won't be better than everyone. And you CERTAINLY won't be always-right. Only I can be thoughs things. So... Yeah. Buy the app. And take my money and let me hit it."

by Hym Iam September 22, 2023

Orgasm Mansplainer

Man trying to mansplain to a women if she came or not during sex.

First described in a Reddit thread about a woman having sex with a guy that tried to argue that she came, even though she clearly didn't and said so to him.

person 1: "You just came."
person 2: "You are such an orgasm mansplainer."

by wœöégn§∑œ†nwi March 17, 2023

Orgasmic Urination

An alternate term for “female ejaculation” or “squirt”

“OMG the sex was so good I orgasmically urinated!”

“I love it when she orgasmically urinates all over my face”

“All women are capable of orgasmic urination, but not all ever achieve it”

by MapleSyrup87 April 8, 2020

Orgasmic Mutation

The act of nature imposed on a human mid coitus, transitioning genes into a primal form, essentially transforming the host into a beastial form.

(The words "orgasmic mutation" was created by me and if it weren't for my messed up friends I'd never have a definition)

"Yo! Did you hear about Brian?"

"No. What happened?"

"He was fucking and had an orgasmic mutation!"

by D-Street1321 January 2, 2022

depressed orgasm

Let me explain this wonderful term ...
It is a sunny , warm morning , you lay on the grass and the wind is blowing through your fineass hair ... you look around and feel wonderful as if you can feel the earth breathing , then a wonderful fineass man like jack gyllenhaal gets down on you , best bj you ever had.. but suddenly you witness a feeling of darkness because you know jack is just a simulation by the matrix , that wonderful ass orgasm is not real ... u’re getting depressed BUT in a good way because you know you won’t lose your beloved jack , he will always be in ur heart

Friend: “Hey , did you play the last of us?”
Me:” yeah dude, it gave me an depressed orgasm.”
Friend:” damn nice !”

by Yeva.jam December 14, 2017

Obvious Orgasm October

You, or someone else, must cause you, or someone else to have an Orgasm. Having an Orgasm or causing someone to have an orgasm each day will result in a pass. Passing will let you move onto No Nut November.

Obvious Orgasm October is hard, but remember it wont count if someone else causes someone else an orgasm!

by plshelpaaaaaaaaaaaa January 24, 2022

All the women are orgasming at the same time

Says Sad Dad...

Hym "All the women are orgasming at the same time? I mean, I meant it as a joke initially. I didn't actually expect it to happen... But if I can do THAT.... Than what's to stop me from making you suck on the barrel of a gun? Or walk off the roof of the white house..."

by Hym Iam August 7, 2025