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Do not pass Go! Do not collect 200 dollars!

Monopoly "Go to Jail" phrase that has evolved to mean:
Its all over; No more; Thats it; Stop; Go no further; End of story.
That crazy drunk driver plowed over the chicken coop, flew through the billboard sign and into the lake: Do not pass Go! Do not collect 200 dollars!
by thedzone October 3, 2009
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I melt in your mouth, not in your hand

This phrase is most commonly used when it's based on oral sex. This can be said by a male or a female.
I'm trying to explain, baby, the best way I can
I melt in your mouth, girl, not in your hand (ha ha)
---50 Cent( fron the song, Candy Shop)
by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant June 5, 2005
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Bobs, who might take over YouTube. But probably not.

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This Is Bob. He is going to take over YouTube and stuff..
Examples of "Bobs, who might take over YouTube. But probably not."

Example 1:

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/▌ This Is Bob. Copy And Paste him.
/ \ So he can take over youtube.

Example 2:

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This is Bob, copy and paste this if you think
he is a piece of shit and can't take over a cardboard box.
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Not In The Cards

When something is truly lacking potential of occurring. It cannot be done because it simply is not in the cards.
Pistol: "hey lets go spend money on some scratch offs"

Torque: "nah, that simply is not in the cards"

Pistol: "well maybe we should invite the Yak and Ratchy Rachel over?"

Torque: "that is not in the cards young sir."
by PistolPeteySieges January 1, 2014
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Not Feelin It

What you say to someone when you don't agree with their decesion
"Baby, I want to break up"
"Yea, not feelin it..."
by Hermitage_XCountry April 14, 2009
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not emo

Invariable self-description of any emo band.
Singer of xXTragicHeartfallXx: "We're not emo."
by no one with another email address September 18, 2007
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Do Not Call List

(n) a hypothetical list of people that no one in a certain group would ever intentionally call
Apparently, I accidentally signed up for the female Do Not Call List years ago, and that's why I have nothing better to do than sit on my ass posting Urban Dictionary entries.
by BeardedFatass May 18, 2004
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