batty nonce

When ur mother procesed to walk in the room fart in u face half way through slapping your salami then ur mum throws peperoniat ur cock saying take this salami peperoni for the win

My perforemed a batty nonce to me last night, im scared

by Batty nonce May 10, 2018

Ninja nonce

The sneakiest of nonces as they will climb in your bed as fast as they can do a play in a day in year 5. Also a predator like chef Evans

Jimmy saville is a ninja nonce because he touched six kids in a day

by Ninja kill October 30, 2018

Hyper Nonce

A "Hyper-Nonce" is someone that is extremely cringe worthy and actually thinks they're cool for said action

I.e. Liverpool fan on twitter

State of this lad... Absolute Hyper-Nonce him!

What are you doing you absolute hyper nonce

by Grazzyb March 1, 2019

quirky nonce

A female with short purple hair that nonces on year 8 girls from London and extremely edgy, pretty fit tho would smash.

Is that Millie?? No that’s a quirky nonce

by White Steve Harvey March 24, 2019

Nocker nonce

A skinny and Linley individual who when has had a couple ciders believes that touch and rubbing girls without there consent is ok. In extreme cases a nocker nonce may drop kick the new girl

Guy 1: “oi did u here about Matt last night?”

Guy 2: “ye mate what a nocker nonce”

by The real og buggy October 23, 2019

Dog Nonce

An individual who interferes with dogs and/or finds them sexually attractive

Be careful of that Richard, he’s a dog nonce

by Capybatman January 25, 2020

swaylay nonce

a swaylay nonce is a racist adjective used in northen parts of london as slang for that triangle nonce bin shaped whore

person one:omds that person is such a swaylay nonce its unreal

person two: no way did you say that in public thats racist

by ardarr lollar ardarr lollar February 17, 2020