A simple-minded question about internet functions that are mechanically simple or require little to no technical prowess to accomplish.
Person 1: Noob question, how do I post in this forum?
Person 2: Click on the "new post" link in the top right!
Person 2: Click on the "new post" link in the top right!
by Erk Gloom June 9, 2018
Get the Noob Questionmug. 
on the tube
Dude: Watch as I ride this train with no hands!
Friend: Why? You're just going to fall into me again, you're SUCH a Tube Noob
Dude: Watch as I ride this train with no hands!
Friend: Why? You're just going to fall into me again, you're SUCH a Tube Noob
by Ruberducky June 12, 2010
Get the Tube Noobmug. Someone who thinks they’re great at everything, but are actually terrible at them. A Hiney Noob is known to be very aggressive and demanding towards other people, but bring nothing to the table themselves. Never listen to a Hiney Noob.
Friend 1: “Brah my boss sucks. He does not know how to run his company at all.”
Friend 2: “Sounds like a real Hiney Noob brah”
Friend 2: “Sounds like a real Hiney Noob brah”
by NippleBob Crane March 5, 2021
Get the Hiney Noobmug. A noob so bad they can't follow simple rules like follow your radar, shot their head not the wall next to them. They call "Sparrow" a "Flying Car", they call "Ogre" an "Oger". They spend most of their time at the tower doing erotic dances to lure in gamer virgins to their deaths and then she spends the best of the time jumping off the power and taking screenshots.
by The Metal King October 11, 2016
Get the Destiny Noobmug. Person 1: you know who Dark Noob is?
Person 2: yeah a NEEEEEEERDDDDD
Person 3: NEEEEEEEEEEERDDDDDDDDD
Person 2: yeah a NEEEEEEERDDDDD
Person 3: NEEEEEEEEEEERDDDDDDDDD
by RealDark_NoobYT April 27, 2022
Get the Dark Noobmug. when someone tell you “NOOB HAHA” that means (depends if your in a game) YOU ARE BAD AT THE GAME but if IN irl YOU ARE BAD AT LIFE (or the person who’s saying it is really toxic/ jealous)
by Yumi lol July 27, 2021
Get the NOOB HAHAmug.