Rocky Mountain Grind

Getting a blow job from a girl who is either still eating or just finished eating oreo's.

Tom - "why do you look so pleased with yourself?"
Cam- "Marcy just gave me a Rocky Mountain Grind, it was messy but I was in a hurry..."
Tom - "I prefer wagon wheels..."

by longtimereaderfirsttimecaller November 11, 2012

mountain grove salad

Taking your partner/ lover into the bedroom or jeep or destination of choice, making a quick or long romp session, finishing without much clean up that is quickly followed up with a trip to China grove for cashew chicken.

“Hey Carol, you see those two over there sitting by the windah?”
“Sure do Ken”
“They look tore up! Why their hair all messy and they look a bit sweaty and have a smell of something I ain’t bout to say”

“Welp Ken… looks like a typical Mountain Grove salad”

“All be, glad to see these youngins keeping it alive. Go panthers”

by Dianne Keading 1969 November 30, 2021

Rocky Mountain Shower

Pouring a coors light over an unsuspecting victims head

Damn…after the bar, Jason gave Bryan a Rocky Mountain Shower.

by He him chichi May 15, 2022

Mountain load giver

A mountain of a man, that leaves huge loads when he drops them, balls so big he is bowlegged, dick so big, its beat the side out of his ACL, (notice the knee brace)...rain, snow, sleet, hail, this man will drop his mountain of a load anywhere he wants, on man woman or child( thirsty Thursdays anything goes!!!)

Yo shane? U see that bitch with the mushroom print on her forehead?, the mountain load giver,must have dropped that package already!!!

by Lilrichard123 January 16, 2022

mountain top ted

When she give you a blowjob and pulls your balls up. As you cum your mountain top gets cum on it and drips over like an avalanche.

I was with this chick last night and as she was blowing me she gave me a mountain top ted and then she used her finger like a skier going down the mountain!

by pertygolfer January 5, 2023

Blue Mountain Bigot

Someone who refuses to drink anything but Coors Light.

Make sure you get Coors light for Jeff, he's a blue mountain bigot.

by Turbokirbo55 November 8, 2010

mountain dew throwback

the essence of the gods before they made god.

jesuses granpa drank mountain dew throwback.

by F.JjJjJ January 14, 2020