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Holy republic of Mormonistan

What the so called state of Utah actually is.
"Damn polygamist marrying 12 year olds because he's supposed to be some sort of prophet, that can only happen in muslim countries or in the Holy Republic of Mormonistan."
by Docktor strangelove August 31, 2011
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Morgan Freeman

One freckly ole black man.
Oh snap, gramps look like Morgan Freeman!
by Kris Benson March 29, 2005
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Mormon Hold 'Em

Polygamous marriage. Made famous by guest character Judge Constance Harm on "The Simpsons."
While most people enjoy Texas Hold 'Em, Mormons enjoy Mormon Hold 'Em.
by Smokin' Bitch Magnet January 6, 2006
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Mormon

1. the ancient redactor and complier of the Book of Mormon presented as divine revelation by Joseph Smith

2. Latter-Day Saint; especially: a memeber of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints
They go to a Mormon church.
by ABC Check June 29, 2005
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Morgenshtern

A title that means Morning Start from German. This title only rewarded to the person that becomes Russian Rap conqueror.

Today this title is belongs to Valeyev Alisher Tagirovich, who is known for the tiktok banger ICE.
Putin is Morgenshtern.
Dad, I want to be Morgenshtern in the future
by Your☆ January 16, 2021
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Creamy Morgan

The art of masterbating with the use of a chocolate cake. This is done whilst thinking of Morgan Freeman and his many roles in films such as Mean Machine where he was blown up by a safe. The art of a danger wank could be incorporated into this technique which heightens the intensity of the Creamy Morgen
"Last Nite I called my mum upstairs and cracked off a creamy morgan before she got there, but later she caught me reading Ainsly Harriot pornography."
by Joe :) February 25, 2009
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mormon

NOT A CULT
the sweetest, nicest, funniest people you will ever meet.
we ARE christian and do NOT worship joseph smith,we believe everyone has a chance and that we will all return to heaven to be with heavenly father and jesus christ. we live worthy lives and some choose to go on missions to preach the word of God but we are not forced to. we are not brainwashed and our guidlines are for the better of everyone. i am very proud to be mormon and everyone thinks thats weird but i love it and i dont care what everyone thinks of me
im proud to be mormon
by megan May 7, 2005
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