slaggy milf

If you have a friend called sky

“Sky your such a slaggy milf!”

by milf hoover March 24, 2021

Milf express lane

Fastest route possible to your moms front door. Also could be fastest route to moms back door.

Man it's been a long day, going to take the milf express lane before heading home.

by What you looking at my gut fer January 16, 2019

Milf

Man, I love Fine Line by Harry Styles

"you know I love milf"
"yeah me too, my fav song is lights up"

by Tris_ January 24, 2022

Milf

I don't know what it means, thats why I'm asking.

She is a milf

by anonymous February 15, 2021

Milf

Man I like frogs

You know milf There awesome

by Billie.faaaaaan July 18, 2022

Milf

Man I love Flo😮 💨

Milf!

by PrettyFlacko0613 August 25, 2021

Condensed milf

When fucking a 40 plus year old midget with children.

I went to the circus and went home with some condensed milf.

by Dookie Dan November 5, 2020