Malesela

A kind ,loyal ,sweet and loving soul that won't let anything or anyone come in-between what he/she wants.And is also very *good looking*.

Malesela makes me bust a nut

by George Einstein November 25, 2021

midest

A person of the most mid so terrible at being not mid that is classified as the midest of all

Josue is the midest

by Mr.butterworth February 15, 2022

Milas

VERY HOT. MAY MAKE U SUPER HAPPY. BE CAREFULL OR HE WILL STOP YOU FROM BREATHING IN PURE SHOCK BECAUSE HE IS SIMPLY JUST TOO AWESOME.

Milas

by anonymous July 22, 2022

malestress

A man that is having an affair with a married individual. The male equivalent of a mistress

I only found out about her malestress when I saw the pictures on her phone. We had both been secretly seeing the same man. He was my malestress too.

by Timaloo July 3, 2023

100 mile an hour pen

An instrument used to calculate the time required to get to a given destination with a tractor-trailer . A dispatchers favorite tool, it does not allow for unnecessary stops such as, hygiene, nutrition, fuel, or repairs.

"My dispatcher has a 100 mile an hour pen and I drive a 55 mile an hour truck."

by Undun May 21, 2015

Thousand Mile Gare

To stare deeply into a computer monitor during web development.

After staring at this HTML for hours and hours, I have developed a thousand mile gare.

by mtthwmths July 2, 2015

midget mile

A term given to people who take small strides due to their short legs. They take more steps than people with longer legs to reach the same destination. Therefore, they believe they've walked far, but haven't.

Person with short legs: "I had to jog all the way from Main & 1st to Main & 3rd yesterday. Man, I was so fucking exhausted! I must have ran a mile.
Person with long legs: "1st to 3rd is only 2 blocks. You ran a midget mile".

by scaryguy309 September 21, 2016