irish mile

n. The distance you can walk before passing out after a night of heavy drinking at the bar.

Clarissa's irish mile is the first place she sits down.

by rienholt May 20, 2015

chugin miles

when someone is giving hard head and u r cumming so much in her mouth

I was chugin miles on my bf

by periodwithtrans February 3, 2023

Fifteen Miles of Bad Road

When someone, as they age, goes from looking hot to looking like fifteen miles of bad road

Have you seen Lia? She was hot in high school! She looks like fifteen miles of bad road now.

by Siouxsie Supertramp April 27, 2023

Miles

a cool and amazing person, he is very fun to watch crime docs with and is just overall very epic <33

Miles is very cool

I afree

by uh snek :3 June 27, 2023

cookie mile

A hazing event where someone has to run a mile with a cookie in between their ass cheeks. If the cookie breaks before the mile is finished, they must eat it.

Person 1: “Why is he running like that?”
Person 2: “We are making him run the cookie mile since he lost in fantasy football.”

by EpicPenisMuncher2001 December 4, 2023

Miles from chemistry

An asshole who is so narcissistic that it’s incomprehensible. He’s disrespectful, rude, and stupid.

“Hey he’s almost as cocky as Miles from chemistry.

by Offended by him February 26, 2018

Mile High-Five

The act of receiving a handjob on an airplane beneath an airline blanket or some other garment.

Charles Barkley: "Hey Shaq, I just traded a Sri Lankan woman sitting in coach a bag of peanuts for a mile high-five."
Shaq: "Shazaam!"

by Dash Crushes Gash April 23, 2017