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mike curtis 

an asian looking guy with a small ass dick and its bipolar as fuck and he is always depressed and is always jealous, he can be abusive sometimes, and unloyal, a lil bitch, but writes u the cutest things ever that dont mean shit BUTTTTTT his parents are the sweetest ever and take u to everything and even if u break there sons heart they still call and invite u to hella shit
Mike Curtis: babe suck my dick
Me: no babe not rn
Mike Curtis:*slaps u in the face*
mike curtis by queenmami July 20, 2016
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Receiving your food from a restaurant last among the party that you are with. Usually a significant amount of time after the rest of your party.
I ordered first and still haven't gotten my food yet, everyone else is halfway done already. I hope I'm not getting Mike'd today.

Jimmy got Mike'd at lunch and now we are all going to be late!
Mike'd by Z3k3 December 21, 2016

Mike- Jason 

A Mike- Jason is super smart and the best brother worldwide. He falls under the category verrückte Mongo but is the coolest man alive. Every guy wants to be him because of his awesome beard
Jeffrey: Yo Man, You See the cool Guy with the Beard?
Johannes: Yea man, its Mike- Jason.

Jeffrey: Wow, I wanna be a Mike- Jason too.
Johannes: Me too.
Mike- Jason by SmtGirl January 3, 2017

Mike-Jonesin it 

The act of forcing a drug/substance into ones urethra.
Hey man. We're out of dirty needles and my bung-holes CLOGGED from boofin lately. Should we Mike-jonesin it?
Mike-Jonesin it by lemmiwinks21187 February 16, 2017

mike cruz 

A person that has the biggest dick ever if you ever get fucked by him you'll not feel your lags
I got fucked by Mike Cruz and now I need a wheelchair
mike cruz by BDBB126 June 18, 2018

Mike Scro 

A sexy guy that sometimes lies but is so amazing in bed you won't care.
This guy I'm dating is such a Mike Scro
Mike Scro by Phoenix SC July 16, 2017