mexican superman 

Mexican superman is Mexican man that mows your lawn, rakes your lard, takes your trash out, all the typical Mexican shit, etc. He is basically superman except Mexican. Surprisingly he is not poorer than regular super man despite being way shittier and way more Mexican than super man. Instead of kryptonite being his weakness Mexican Superman weakness is paying taxes.

Rafael Rivas is a Mexican Superman. I keep him down by making pay my taxes.

mexican superman by PhillipD33zNutZ April 24, 2020

Mexican Smoothie 

When you eat out a Mexican girl on her period.

“Yo dude, last night this girl I hooked up with was on her period but I had myself a good old Mexican Smoothie.”

Mexican Smoothie by TigerWoods June 1, 2020

Mexican Names

Juan, Jose, Carlos, Luis, Jesus, Manuel, Antonio, Francisco, Alejandro, Fernando. There are very Common In Mexico.

Mexican Names are the Best

Mexican Names by chrytrnefvf January 4, 2021

Mexican Six Pack

A shrink wrapped package consisting of three 24oz beers, usually cheap domestic beers sold at discount prices. Vendors include but are not limited to, convenience stores, gas stations, and truck stops.

“What a shitty day at work dude. Wanna stop by the gas station and get a Mexican six pack?”

Mexican Six Pack by Kutzo January 14, 2021

mexican cake boss 

when the concrete finisher is taking his sweet time making the side walk perfect

I been here all day watching the Mexican cake boss finish the sidewalk to perfection

mexican cake boss by AZwheelman September 3, 2021

Mexican Cookie 

A chocolate chip with salsa on it. - Brenda Schaub 2022

I thought a Mexican cookie was chocolate chip with salsa on it

Mexican Cookie by Spud Davidson June 23, 2022

Mexican Carwash 

When you go to a gas station and use the squeegee to wash your car....

José your car is so dirty, swing into the 7/11 and get a Mexican Carwash esé ...

Mexican Carwash by Dave the Carpenter May 18, 2023