Maxim

“Did your gf get maxim as well?”
“Yeah g she got stretched out”

Maxim be Stretching out the whole town

by Heavy hitta July 30, 2025

maximous16

Professional gooner that makes not safe for work content of minors

Maximous16 is the worst gooner i have ever seen in my life

by that_oneperson____ August 3, 2025

Maximum Assclappage

I finally went to her house & we got into some Maximum Assclappage

I made her cum several times & told her that's what you call "Maximum Assclappage"

by Clappage Hole Destroyer October 2, 2025

maximoff.tv

THE wanda stan. every wanda stan on instagram knows who he is. hes the most famous and iconic. sadly he lives in iran, which means its hard for him to post consistently

maximoff.tv is cool

by famous wanda editor May 19, 2025

Maximo

Maximo is very cute. He is funny. We love joking around. He is a great person to chill with. He enjoys the finer things in life and appreciates the beauty of all women. He is kind, logical and caring.

Me and Maximo met in the lift after class

by maximillion676767 October 20, 2025

Banghitus Maximus

A period of time which occurs after one has smoked an artificial plant called Diesel. The period lasts for 20 minutes and the person under the effect is neither awake nor asleep. Heavy tripping also ensues. Also if you attempt to extinguish the joint you will fail.

-Yo Slaymaster... why are Dbrain and Shutzanu climbing through the walls?
-...Black Sheep Wall... that's why.

The next 25 minutes:
-That will always remain the shittiest experience.
-Yeah let's call it:"ON DIESEL!".
-Or Banghitus Maximus.

by Ciumafaia October 21, 2010

gloateus maximus

An arrogant person who gloats and is cocky to the max.

Sue: I'm going to Disney this weekend!
Aaron: Meh, I have a house in Disney. I mean, it's alright, but I'd rather ski at my place in the alps.
Sue: Don't be a gloateus maximus.

by parkca01 February 23, 2011