Follow maria day

Everyone on November 14 follow maria on instagram: @mariarosaayin

TikTok: @themariabiscuits

Person : what are you doing

Me: I following maria

Person : why

Me : because it’s follow maria day

by Truth be made November 14, 2019

Alyssa Maria Clapham

A girl who is major thirsty and will do anything for you to love her.

Man tha chix last nite was an Alyssa Maria Clapham. I told her she was beautiful and I toted n booted all nite.

by Marley Head December 5, 2010

cala maria x mugman

This is a FanFic in which Mugman and Cala Maria are in love.

cala maria x mugman is my headcanon.

by TheRealMugman October 8, 2020

Dirty Santa Maria

A dirty Santa Maria is when you give freaky sex to Santa and he cums once a year and only Fucks people named Maria and also loves people named Maria to dip cookies in his cum after santa cums

Last Christmas I got a dirty Santa Maria and i loved it so much and it was smooth and creamy

by Kelvin. D September 30, 2021

sweet maria

one of many drinks that contains vodka, made by mixing the aforesaid liquid, light cream, amaretto and ice.

said a drunk one night: "Hey bartender, I'd like a Sweet Maria, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN!"

by bandnerd611 March 23, 2007

Greese Maria

Greese Maria is similar to a Dirty Sanchez. It happens when you are fingering a girl and she has a yeast infection and you rub your finger on her upper lip.

This slut I banged last night did not like it when I gave her a greese maria.

by dirtyfinger February 17, 2010

eva-maria

A polite, famous and athletic girl with giant footballs as boobs, with the name Eva and Maria. She always wants you to talk to her boobs otherwise she's gonna smack your face with them and you will cry the whole night. She'll not talk to you until you say to her boobs that you're sorry. Eva-Maria loves cucumbers and carrots.... ooh and bananas too.

Her skin color is orange because she ate that much carrots.

eva-maria boobs

by oniloppip November 22, 2016