D-mail

To send someone an email where the only thing associated with the email is an attachment of a dick pick. Essentially the dick version of being Rick Rolled.

"Paul sent me the nastiest D-mail today! He said the attachment was of a the biggest thing imaginable, but it was just a picture of his dick!"

by D-mailer June 4, 2016

voice mailer

1. (v) When you miss a friend's call and when you call them back, it goes to voice mail.

I called Joey back after I missed his call, but he didn't answer, what a voice mailer.

by DaDankPotato May 11, 2016

flayl mail

Mail sent to a correctional facility with drugs seeped into the letter and or envelope

I sent some flayl mail to my bf

by 101north February 2, 2017

moist mail

when your mailman cums on your mail

I hate our mail man he's always putting moist mail in out box

by Cheetomilk March 3, 2017

human mail challenge

A challenge where someone mails themself to a friends house or random house and have food and water with them.

I wish I could do the human mail challenge.

by boaz274 March 18, 2017

Black mailbox

A group of one skinny black male, and 4 fat black men, and one average white male, naked together . As the skinny black man stands upright with a boner the 4 heavy men put their dicks in the shape of a square right next to the skinny black man and form together, the white male sticks his sick through the box of dicks to represent mail.

I never want to be in a black mailbox. That shit weird.

by Slurpdatgrahmcracka666 June 28, 2017

Potato Mail

When you make a really big, really smelly poop, package it in a box, and ship it to someone on their birthday. It is usually wrapped in birthday wrapping paper

Today was such a great birthday, then after my party, I got home and recieved some potato mail.

by Mr. Ornelas October 8, 2017