a million minutes

According to ‘Anix’ on yt million minutes means 5 minutes!

“I can’t believe the rain has been going on for a million minutes (more like 5 minutes) !?”

by emogi_boy2468 June 16, 2020

A Soldier’s Minute

Quick consensual sex before work

The alarm went off - She smiled and hit the snooze button offering me a soldier’s minute.

by Scrubby-dog October 12, 2019

5-minute craft

5-minute craft is used as a noun or adjective for someone that has literally no common sense and is just an overall moron. This term is related to the 5-Minute Crafts YouTube channel and is used as an insult for people who portray similar qualities to the channel.

Person 1: Why are they doing something so stupid?
Person 2: It’s because they’re a 5-minute craft.

by fishyeggos August 03, 2023

the 38 minute war

It’s when one side is clearly dominant and the other side is slowly pittering to their death

“Bro at the concert the percussion was clearly dominant over the rest of the band.”
“Kinda like the 38 minute war”
“Huh?”

by Kickolas hater December 16, 2021

Minutely

Pronounced, like "minute" (i.e. 60 seconds) followed by "ly". Not "my-NOOT-ly".

In this usage, it means that something is done about every minute.

He complains minutely. That boy it really extra sometimes.

by Pangea1962 April 25, 2024

One minute man

Mentioned in the song Turn Red, by M Dot R. Is a reference to Kayvon Parsa Najibzadeh.

If yuh looking fi ya one minute man, Goddamn, she get di wrong man!

by ramp65 March 13, 2024

Warm minute

Warm minute meaning 8 years

Obama was in office for a warm minute

by Veganhulk August 09, 2022