Michael Qunell

The Big Man ~ father, counselor, poet, scholar. Women all love him. Men want to be him.
Yeah, Chuck Norris is great and all, but he's no Michael Qunell!
by csm0004 November 06, 2011
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Hurricane Michael

A hurricane that coincidentally occurred on October of this year, a number of days before the new Halloween reboot movie is set to come out
Hurricane Michael is approaching! Pack up your shit and bail out!
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Michael

Fuck Michael. He is a drug dealer who did me dirty one time and now he owes me 14 grand in cash and I don’t think he’s gonna pay it forward. He is a little cocksucker out of gay town. He’s a Bitch scumbag hoe and never trust him.
“Hey stop being so ugly
“Hey at least I’m not named Michael”
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Michael

Michael is a little bitch.
by H2O _BigBoy May 04, 2020
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Michael Jackson

Hmm.. where should I start??

The King of Pop
Pop Music Icon
Record in the Guiness Book of World Records as most money spent to charities
The family that accused Michael Jackson of molesting their child admitted that they only did it for money
Michael Jackson was and will be the most talented entertainer in the world
Unfortunately, lots of people today are brainwashed by The Media and believe every little lie they come up with
Most of the world sees Michael Jackson as the real, talented, fun, loving, innocent guy he really is while the rest see him as what The Media, or what I like to call them, "The Lies" sees him as....
He died June 25, 2009, a day after my birthday.
He will never be forgotten....
R.I.P. Michael Jackson <3
Michael Jackson: If you wanna make the world a better place, then take a look at yourself and make a change

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by MissKayla July 18, 2009
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Crusty Michael

When someone puts melted marshmallows where the sun don't shine. After the sticky surprise melts you have a crusty Michael.
Jimmy wasnt able to shit right for weeks after the Crusty Michael.
by monkeehumper69 November 18, 2010
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Michael Bay

(verb) Doing a Michael Bay is a term used to describe directors that aim on style over substance, particularly in the region of sex and explosions. If your film has loads of explosions and sex appeal, yet little story, you are basically doing a Michael Bay.
(director's name here) totally did a Michael Bay on that film. Everything in it was just for the sake of it.
by CrystalBlueSky June 14, 2013
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