the last emos

>80's style hair (including bandana usually)
>scarf usually around the neck once
>zip up hoody tied up in a knot in the botton
>left sleeve of hoody rolled up on the inside
>left glove rolled up on the outside
>t-shirt tucked into boxers and boxers pulled up to stomach
>trousers pulled down extremely low
> studded belt
>colourfulll socks
>right trouser leg tucked into socks
>left trouser leg rolled up on the outside
> go round shouting "rrrraaaaaaaaaaa" and singing i wanna rock (by twisted sister)
>causing trouble whereever we can
> starting on each other outside the precinct
>completely surviving on stolen items (eg having a shave in macy d's
> listening to techno remixes and old tv shows
>speaking with a black chav accent

luvums smeg and smudge

smeg and smudge are the last emos

by SMEGGYPOO December 2, 2005

thats what your mum said last night

suggests that the person who says this fucked your mum last night, but i dunno who would wanna fuck my mother (except my dad)


Related to: and your dad, and your mum, mother fucker, y tu madre.

A: You *&"£*("&(£(*"*(&
B: thats what your mum said last night

by drako December 22, 2004

from first to last

A awesome screamo band like Kerl said but they dont have 2 singers only one. And he is only 15 years old and he is from California, the rest of the band is from Florida. And they only have 2 screamers Sonny(lead vocals) and the guitarest. And there debut album was Aesthetic not dear diary.

Kerl is not smart and doesnt know shit about FFTL. So he should shut the fuck up. Thats what i would do if i didnt know what i was talkin about i would shut the fuck up.

by Me November 24, 2004

The Last Great Console

The Nintendo Entertainment System or NES

I was playing Super Mario 3 and Duck hunt the other day and wondered why these aren't world wide treasure in a museum.

by Capn Polly September 19, 2003

Last Don

A candidate for one of the best DOD players in the continental United States. In his favor, he is Aian/Pacific Islander, a former active duty Marine, and a cock comparable to John Holmes.

You're almost as good as The Last Don in dod. KtP!

by JN June 25, 2003

Lasthole

Someone who shops for Christmas, New Years eve, etc. Last minute causing difficulty for others.

I stopped on my way home for a gallon of milk and it took over an hour because of all the lastholes in the store!

by the kurtman January 2, 2014

Nice guys finish last

A male who is desperate for a woman even though she has shown clearly many times she sees him as only a friend and nothing more will come of it. Despite the constant rejections he still lingers like a homeless animal in hopes he’ll get his chance with her through his nice deeds and constant random times he visits to bring her food and kissing her ass in any way he can. He doesn’t realize that it makes him look absolutely pathetic and there comes this phrase « nice guys finish last » because a girl he’s into doesn’t want to have sex with him since In all reality boys don’t do this for nothing in return.

In reality he’s giving his time and attention on a girl who uses him while she wants some other guy with muscles and a fuckboy vibe who will use her for sex that he unfortunately is not giving. Rather than moving the fuck on to a girl who deserves him he remains like some annoying pest because of her beauty which she probably doesn’t have. Therefore this time and heartbreak depletes this boy into thinking he needs to become an ass to get a girl but it’s not him that’s the problem but in reality his own filthy stupid taste in fucked up whores with big time daddy issues.

Nice guys finish last are boys who cry victim when the fuckgirl won’t bend down for them from their constant compliments and nice chivalry they shower her with.

by Datruther! December 25, 2019