kapuddled

when a huge ass truck driving down the highway splashes so much water on your windshield you can't see.

Darn, I think we're about to get kapuddled!

by drivingteachermom November 15, 2010

kapokeydoke

A word which informs someone that they are being poked.

A: Kapokeydoke.
B: Gah! Stop poking me!

by happyfacepoker12 March 27, 2011

kapuhstinsky

The always dangerous action of the slamming of ones breaks to avoid a ticket from those pesky picture taking lights at a stoplight that you would have normally gone through, causing the often embarrassing (but sometimes fun) mom reflex.

-Dude that light didn't even have cameras, why did you pull a kapuhstinsky?!

-Sorry man, I would rather get rear ended than get another ticket.

by el psudolinguist del mar November 15, 2011

kapualeiolokelani

That one girl who boys will love. She'll break so many hearts because she's so beautiful. Boy's fall in love with her instantly. She has a really big butt so all the guys will be staring at that ass. Besides that she's a really loving, caring, trusting human being. She's very trust worthy. She will the most best friend you can ever have. This girl is really ghetto and funny. Everyone loves her. She's that amazing.

kapualeiolokelani

by Maya and Janine <3 May 10, 2013

Kapri Nyasa

Used mainly by Tamil people to describe the odor/stench produced by an African person. It can be said in the African person's presence and they will not know what it means.

Danasegree: What is that smell in the house?

Nivendran:I thinks it's the maid. She got kapri nyasa bad.

by Knowledgeable One December 31, 2013

kaputzky

An English variation of a american word. Defined it means broken, dead or malfunctioning.

past tense: kapuskied Plural: kapuskages

derivative : Kaput

After that ball went through the window... well, the window is now kaputzky

After aunty noreen went on that homicidal rampage she was kaputzkied in the electric chair

That computer is kaputzky ... It only runs something called 'mac'

by braniac42 August 13, 2015

kapelan

The most amazing person you'll ever meet!
He's sweet, caring, completely selfless and will always have your back and be there for you no matter what.

Always up for anything and will make you laugh uncontrollably.

He's the best person to have around you. Once he's entered your life, he's there to stay; irreplaceable.
Beautiful in every way.

Everybody needs a Kapelan in their life!

by Kapelan December 13, 2015