French Fried

When a man pours hot oil in a girls vagina , has sex, then pulls out and the girl has her period on his dick and sucks it off.

My dick got burned so bad when i got French Fried last night. That shit still hurts.

by theeurbandictionary May 26, 2010

French excursion

Hurts more than getting punched in the balls. Its when u go behind some one grab their balls and pull them backwards and up. "Hurts like a bitch that i did last night"

That night i gave him a french excursion when he was sleeping and laughed my ass off.

by Joey is her May 02, 2006

French Vanilla

When a man sticks his penis in one end of a baguette and shoves the other end in his partners vagina or anus. When they finish, they remove the now moist bread and share it together while enjoying a nice French champagne or wine.

Woman- Hey babe, can we take a trip to Paris?

Man- nah babe, let’s just try to French vanilla tonight instead

by Philly08 April 14, 2018

French lick

Licking the unshaven underarm or leg of a woman.

I broke up with my girlfriend after she said that she wanted me to french lick her.

by Sam ô¿ô March 21, 2007

French Firewood

AKA Peugeot, Citroen, and Renault. Gets the name because during the riots in France, they burned cars like firewood.

Everytime there is a riot in France, the supply of French Firewood dwindled, thus, the price skyrocketed.

by AktionT41942 June 23, 2006

French exit

Leaving the scene of a sexual encounter before one's partner has had a chance to clean up. (specifically/crudely: while things are still dribbling out of things)

He was a total asshole. Pumped me full of seed and pulled a French exit quicker than you could say 'je ne sais quois.'

by Approbate April 14, 2011

french vanilla

when you cum on a girl and then dip your balls in the cum then "t-bag" her.

She enjoyed the french vanilla I gave her last night.

by Doe Bing December 16, 2009