John Face

A person with a very ordinary and generic looking face.

A : have you seen the new guy?
B: yeah. he has a total John Face, real plain.

by Gillian_Daemon September 30, 2018

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Picture Face

When a person in a photograph consistently has the same expression. They believe that this is the only way they look good in a photo, thus every photo of them looks exactly the same. This type of photo is typically found on a facebook profile.

"Wait, wait... don't take the picture yet, I don't have my picture face on."

"Try to snap a candid photo - one without her picture face."

by Spygirl3000 March 7, 2009

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Face Nut

When your girlfriend makes you cum on her rather than in her, but then she wipes it off her body and slaps you in the face with your own nut.

Jack's had wild sex with his girlfriend Ariana, but was in for a serious surprise at the end when she gave him a face nut.

by DV420Swagger March 20, 2020

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Face-to-Facebook

Adding only your closest friends in Facebook and keeping in touch with them, for real.

Jake -I got 1,500 friends in this cool networking game called Facebook and you got like 10. LMAO, you suck..
Marcus -For me it is more like Face-to-Facebook, like seeing my friends when not really being able to meet them in person.

by Finnish-linguist December 14, 2009

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Farm Face

Someone who has horse teeth, a pigs nose, rabbit eyes, or any other combination of farm animals.

Ew look at that girl, she's a farm face.

by xokarma11 January 4, 2011

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Dragon Faced

To be extremely drunk, shit-faced, intoxicated, crunk, sloshed, hammered, tippsy, or alcoholized.

When you are so out of it because of alcohol that your cheeks turn red, vision is blurry, and you think you are so tough you can spit fire!

I was so Dragon Faced last night that if fought Chuck Norris for some fat chick.

by WVU48 September 19, 2012

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