Badd Water

alcoholic beverage i.e. vodka, cognac, gin, etc.

I got my first DUI drinking that badd water.
I'm bout to take a couple shots of that badd water.
I'd advise you not to mix those badd waters together.
It's cold outside, pour me a couple shots of that badd water to warm me up.

by JLWhiteIII February 4, 2018

Mustache water

Liquid(s) spawned in or collected in a mustache. A water-logged mustache. Mustache water is believed to have Danish origin - (In Danish: "Overskægsvand")

Mustache water is heavily associated with the Mustache splash, a violent release of Mustache water.

When Aaron came back to bed after brushing his teeth, he gave Rebecca a kiss full of refreshing mustache water.

She felt thoroughly mustache splashed.

by Laerin August 10, 2010

Burnt water

Twice boiled water. Overboiled

Did you burn the water, it's so hot.
I boiled it twice, burnt water!

by Tru3St0ries August 11, 2017

Water Shy

The inability to urinate like a normal person in a pool, ocean, water slide, or other relevant body of water.

My brother Alex was water shy. He had to go to the bathroom rather than pee in the lazy river like a normal person.

by EmperorAjay September 4, 2016

beard water

Water that collects on a man's facial hair that is imparted to a woman's cheek when he kisses her. The amount of water collected increases with the awesomeness of the beard.

"Ugh, gross, beard water! Did you wipe your face?"

by Liz by way of jim December 12, 2012

electric water

pure liquid LSD-25, the good shit

that electric water got me trippin!!

by bobyou face July 25, 2006

Water the flowers

To masturbate or to jerk off.

He is going to water the flowers before his parents arrive.

by MC Katze May 2, 2018