Masturbation, specifically for men.
by jodawg6 April 11, 2025
A fat person who claims they have medical problems preventing them from being a normal weight when they really just stuff their face.
Barbara has always been very overweight and she always claimed she was on a strict health-food diet plan, but one night I saw her at a buffet with a plate overflowing with hotdogs, sandwiches, fries, chocolate cake, and the list goes on. She's a closet hog.
by deepspace10 November 29, 2010
Wealthy men, typically Wall Street types employed in the financial sector, who aquire and use as many sexual conquests as possible. However, a Yield Hog customarily targets women of lesser means, divorcees, unhappily married women, or beautiful but unintelligent women below their social class out of insecurity
Instead of marrying a doctor or an attorney or successful businesswoman, the Yield Hog trolled the dating apps for lonely divorced women to use.
by Finanseer July 30, 2022
Wealthy, snobby Wall Street types who likes to show off his money to date poor single moms, desperate divorcees, etc., instead of doctors, lawyers, rich women who intimidate him
He was afraid to date rich, powerful women, so instead he became a yield hog, picking up single working moms off of dating sites
by Finanseer August 23, 2022
Penis of a hog. A declicacy in the south. Another slang term for it is a Tom thumb. ( southern term)
by wordologist618 December 21, 2012
An ample and supple pair of bosom on a woman. These babies are typically blue ribbon prize winning oinkers.
by chesthogman March 21, 2024
2.6 hog cycle is a popular deck in clash royale, it consist of hog rider (the win condition) cannon, fireball, log, ice spirit, ice golem, musketeer and larrys.
Hog is your only win condition and the rest of cards are to defend
This deck is only used by fatherless faggots that like going up and down on big veiny cocks while playing clash. That also can't have the mental capacity to make an original homemade deck and have to get them from the internet.
It's considered the most annoying deck in clash. You can do a 20 elixir push, but they will somehow counter it with a cannon, musketeer and ice golem without it doing a single bit of damage to the tower. After that they will place they're hog rider because your low on elixir and you will have no option but to give out your tower or leave the game entirely.
And no, the deck does not take skill, they will only spam cards in the middle of the arena near they're king tower and that's it.
Hog is your only win condition and the rest of cards are to defend
This deck is only used by fatherless faggots that like going up and down on big veiny cocks while playing clash. That also can't have the mental capacity to make an original homemade deck and have to get them from the internet.
It's considered the most annoying deck in clash. You can do a 20 elixir push, but they will somehow counter it with a cannon, musketeer and ice golem without it doing a single bit of damage to the tower. After that they will place they're hog rider because your low on elixir and you will have no option but to give out your tower or leave the game entirely.
And no, the deck does not take skill, they will only spam cards in the middle of the arena near they're king tower and that's it.
Tom: Bro John why are those black men railing you? And why are you riding that cock?
John: Oh, it's the 2.6 hog cycle meetup remember?
Tom: Oh I forgot that you use 2.6 hog cycle, enjoy! You were made for this!
John: Oh, it's the 2.6 hog cycle meetup remember?
Tom: Oh I forgot that you use 2.6 hog cycle, enjoy! You were made for this!
by FentMaster777 May 02, 2024