Half-Cocked

A Half Erected penis

Jeff Showed me his Half-Cocked Weener in the Suburban

by Aaron Nosey May 9, 2004

half your age plus seven

A totally idiotic and anti-Erotic (with reference to the god of love himself) dividing-line, whereby one may not make a Romantic/erotic/sexual move toward someone who is not at least half one's age, plus seven more years. (Or as non-terrans sometimes say in SF stories, "seven of your years," as though to make the point about the relativity of it all,)

Phaedrus: That gladiator-in-training over there sure has the moves, n'est-ce pas?

Xanthias: Shame on you! He is only 19 years of age, and your are 26! Don't you understand that the "half your age plus seven" rule is the will of the gods?!

Phaedrus: Right, tell Aphrodite that, after she pounced on that cute Trojan cowboy Anchises; tell Zeus that, after he swept away that other cute Trojan, Ganymede.

by Caniscandida September 12, 2009

half-and-half

Half ice tea and half lemonade.

I'ma gone to the sub shop an' gettin' me a half-and-half.

by JohnnyFree January 4, 2012

half stache

1. (n.) A partially developed mustache with a soft, fuzzy texture instead of thick, fully developed facial hair. It is undesirable and should be shaved off as soon as possible.
2. (n.) One who sports such a mustache in a desperate attempt to appear mature or cool, but obviously falls far short of their goal. A person with a half stache usually tries to act intellectual and contantly engages in unwanted political conversation with persons who do not desire to hear the half stache's ramblings.

Look at that loser, he has a half stache.

Half stache is trying to discuss popular soveriegnty with Mr. Knix again. I wish that idiot would know his place and just shut the hell up. Nobody even cares about what he has to say.

by Board of Education May 17, 2006

half-stepper

One who trys too hard to act hard.
A wannabe gangsta, a fake, a toy.
One who is especially adept in the art of wak-ness.

A; "Wow, look at that dude in the orange Cross-Colours,
sporting the peroxide blonde crewcut..."

B; "Sheesh, what a half-stepper!"

by Piggdawg183 June 19, 2007

half and half

A drug cocktail containing one half a 30mg Adderall and one half a 10mg Valium. The effect is a balance of the best aspects of cocaine and ecstasy. A counter-intuitive mix as the pharmaceuticals work at cross purposes, but the synergy induces a euphoric energy which is free from anxiety. Impaired memory is a side effect of the Valium, which can be another benefit, depending on what you did whilst under the influence of the cocktail.

"Big night planned at Rose."

"I'm definitely in, and tonight I'm rolling with a half and half. No way my sinuses can survive another coke binge."

by Spencer's Cocktail January 22, 2009

half-a-kush

1. When one smokes half an ounce of kush in a week.
2. Half of an ounce of kush.

Winston: We half-a-kushed this last week
Penguin:...WOOP WOOP

by I <3 Angry Penguins July 3, 2009