wild goose wait

when someone tells you they're comin' over but NEVER show up an leave you waiting 4 eva

man tony posed 2 b cumn thru wit the beer an bitches n a hr... Fuck no!...you kno tony ass aint comin'! He finna have us on a wild goose wait!

by Cucci Mane January 7, 2010

Mother Goose

A person that habitually lies or exaggerates the truth.

"Martin said he was going to come over later. "

"Yeah, he's such a mother goose though. I dont believe anything he says anymore."

by OutOThsWorld January 29, 2019

Goosebumps

When you get a chill, your skin will form these dumb, unnecessary bumps that showcases to everyone around you, that you’re a gay cunt who’s cold.
Moral of the story, get a fucking jacket because no one likes a pussy.

Steve: Oi cunt, are you fucking cold? 😂
Jazza: No, cunt. What are you on? Only pussy’s are cold. I think YOU are.
Steve: Cunt. I can see your fucking goosebumps from here!

by That Great Cunt April 8, 2019

ghoster

An example of faeces, that requires no wiping; doesn't smell; splash; make noise; leave skids or any other evidence of its existence.

Does it smell bad in there? Nah, mate; it was only a ghoster.

by elprza October 28, 2003

Goosehead

Someone who is super sweet. Usually has light colored hair, looks good in orange. Sometimes a goosehead lays eggs, but not all the time.. cause that would be strange. Also known as being ridiculously precious and outdoorsy.

Nathan is a goosehead.

by Paige the Penguin December 7, 2010

shooting the goose

Masturbating, to the point of ejaculation.

Oh no, it takes less time for me too shoot the goose now than it did 5 years ago. Is that a common problem?

by Edge January 2, 2004

as a goose

like a gay bottom, feminine

'I'm gay...as a goose," Jared Leto declared in an interview, and now the blogarazzi are wondering aloud about the star's sexual orientation

by sunnnnnnz September 30, 2006