by RichMere April 19, 2008
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A straight up pimp who does nothing but mac on "hott babes" all day. This playa hits the clubs and bangs the babes, hes what Wilson was talking about
A straight up pimp who does nothing but mac on "hott babes" all day. This playa hits the clubs and bangs the babes, hes what Wilson was talking about
by shawntheCanadianfromCanada September 4, 2005
Get the goober mug.by dinks141 October 27, 2010
Get the Gooba mug.An overly enthusiastic tow truck driving redneck ignoramus covered in grease that stinks of way to much tobacco, marijuana, coffee, baby powder and High Karate colon
my boss got wired on his coffee and took apart the bosses brand new Chevy pickup to find out how it works,he is such a GOOBER.
by Robinrobby August 21, 2007
Get the goober mug.The small, semi-corporeal clusters of cloud or gel-like material found as pickups in many games. Most commonly found in red (usually health) and blue (usually mana or similar).
"Gaaaagh, I'm running out of health I need more red gooby!"
"Goddammit who nicked all the blue gooby? Now all I can do is measly punches"
"Goddammit who nicked all the blue gooby? Now all I can do is measly punches"
by Leigh UK August 3, 2007
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by KiD K February 21, 2015
Get the Goober mug.A rude and abrasive person on the internet whose go-to response to any disagreement is to threaten to rape or hurt you. Cannot accurately describe what they want to do to your genitalia, due to the fact that they have never seen it before.
1. "Wow, this goober thinks it's okay to threaten rape because I don't like Halo!"
2. "Goober here says that s/he wants to stuff my urethra into her/his butthole???"
2. "Goober here says that s/he wants to stuff my urethra into her/his butthole???"
by TheKubliest October 17, 2014
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