gogglecock

The essence of ones balls mingling with anothers goggler systemish protectionary devicesisms.

I've been gogglecocked!

by RushN September 13, 2006

gaggle fuck

When a large group of people goes through 1 door when 2-4 are available.

Look at all those faggots gaggle fucking. Let's go through that door.

by voysetki January 8, 2011

Japanese Rain Goggles

"Japanese Rain Goggles"

The Sexual Act of a Man or Woman sitting on the face of another Man or Woman so the Butt Cheeks of the person on top overlap the eyes of the person laying down. This places the anus directly in the center of the nose and the Vagina or Testicles/Penis of the person on top over the other persons mouth.

In Japanese cultures, the person on top would defecate diarrhea onto the persons face which would slide down the left and right side of the persons face on bottom and seep into the eyes, giving the person on bottom Pink Eye to simulate a vagina in the face.

In English cultures, the person on bottom would simply use the position to lick the Testicles/Penis or Vagina of the person on top until climax. The act is also simply called "Rain Goggles" with the exclusion of the "Japanese" part.

In Korean cultures, the act is performed similar to the Japanese culture with the only variation being the inclusion of the Vagina/Penis/Testicle copulation until climax, at which point the Semen or Vagina Cum would drip into the mouth of the person on bottom. Similarly, it is referred to simply as "Rain Goggles."

In Japanese culture - "I received Japanese Rain Goggles from the hooker on 5th street, now my eyes hurt like hell and I think they're infected worse."

In English culture - "My girlfriend and I switched Rain Goggles for the first time last night. She loved it, I wasn't too thrilled about it though."

In Korean culture - "I swallowed his cum when he gave me Rain Goggles. I hate the taste of it, though!"

by Raining Buckets February 12, 2013

goggles

Any form of glasses or shades.

Those some crazy ass goggles you sportin

by DeC February 10, 2005

giggle monster

Someone who giggles a lot and turns into a laughing-cookie-eating monster.

Manuel was being such a giggle monster after I told him the joke.

by Yo_noods April 19, 2009

Nigga giggle

The sound a bitch-ass fool makes when he pulls a bitch move-never anything to your face, business conducted strictly behind your back.

Walking along minding your own business, when you hear an unmanly chuckle. What the fuck? Did that sound just come from a man? Fools and their nigga giggles.

by shaq212 March 10, 2009

beer goggles

the process of flocking to "the ugly bitchs" after downing a case. But the ugly bitchs appear quite attractive to the untrained eye/beer goggles. Except you wake up the next morning with a massive headache in the bushs or on a friends futon with the fat ugly bitch.

"alec why the fuck are you naked in the bushs with rachel that, fat ugly bitch? take off your damn beer goggles!"
"she's hott man its ok....its ok just leave me alone."

by Polhamus February 19, 2006