Goat Mouth

When a female has a recessed chin making her mouth look like that of a Goat. There may be an overbite involved, possibly big gums, and may or may not be accompanied by other Goat like features. In serious cases the chin becomes one with their neck.

In these situations do not allow the male penis to enter the mouth of the female Goat Mouth. Often, jagged teeth from chewing on cans as snacks has ravaged the Goat Mouth which can cause potential serious male penis injury.

I was checking out this fine female rump when all of a sudden the chick turns around and I nearly shit myself when I saw her extreme case of Goat Mouth dude brah.

by Jamerdogg August 28, 2010

Throat Goat

A term for friends that tend to drink in big gulps and eat quickly or messily.

Ex.1
Brad: *drinks water hard*
Chad: "Damn Brad you're such a throat goat."
Brad: *chokes*

by BiscuitBits January 26, 2022

Goat Roper

Any male who doesn't really care if the sex is with a human or a four footed friend, esp. residents of Lehi Utah.

Zach is a such a goat roper, he didn't notice that Jane left his hick ass and put the goat in his bed last night.

by Tigthered August 13, 2007

Goat Balls

The smell of one's nut sack after becoming vary sweaty. The results from swamp nuts. Some causes are workouts, playing sports, spending time in a sauna, working in Iraq, ect.

"It's so hot outside I'm starting to get a case of goat balls."

by rexy51 April 20, 2009

Skinnin' The Goat

Skinnin' the goat is the act of making sweet sweet relations to your woman in her butt. And it feels as if she is trying to skin your goat when you pull out.

Bryan-"did you hit that ass last night?"
Dale-"oh, yeah dawg we were skinnin' the goat!"

bootyanalbuttplugassrammin'

by goremaster300 July 12, 2010

goat fed

to perform felatio from a position liken to that of a suckling baby goat

"c'mere, pat, it's time to be goat fed!"

by Candy Muffinbaker October 14, 2006

Government goat

A white tail deer, or other type of deer that a licence is required in order to hunt. The proceeds of the licence goes directly to the Department of Natural Resources which is a government organization. The deer is property of the state making it a state owned deer. Hence the term Government Goat.

Gosh I love da packers and goin after dem dere government goat. I sure am hoping to get myself da tirty pointer dis year... gosh I love da packers.

by Dsquared November 8, 2007