Gardineer

An ancient cult found in the mountains of Holland that is famous for their potatoes and vodka.

hey man, we're going to go party with the Gardineers and eat some potatoes.

by Peter Lankton February 22, 2013

garden instument

Hoes that think that their better than everyone else

person: eww who's that
me: a garden instument

by #Yourmom.com September 12, 2016

Garda

Someone who acts in such a manner that is disrespectful towards the sesh or a casual outing with the boys to smoke a fat joint

Guy 1: you floating the sesh later
Guy 2: nah can’t I’m busy
Guy 1: ah there will joints going

Guy 2 : no thanks

Guy 1 : that’s such Garda

by Sesh tips February 19, 2018

gaped crusader

When you pretend a cum rag is a cape and then smash someone from behind until they bleed.

Dain is a savage. He took a nasty girl home from the bar and got his gaped crusader on!

by elwaystatus June 23, 2019

gamedog

That dog that no matter how badly injured it is, will give its life to perform whatever task it's focused on; especially fighting or hunting.

I once went as volunteer to a dog fighting show bust and rescued a two time winner Bullyson doggy that I could see him proving to be a complete gamedog; he did the courtesy scratch with a broken leg and as soon as he reached the other dog we began to enclose these despicable idiots in their own building, arrested them and seized their bulldogs.

by Teh Wolfboy October 20, 2019

GabeDubs

A cool guy on YouTube, reddit, and Twitter.

GabeDubs is pretty good at art.

by GabeDubs February 3, 2021

Garden hose

One guy getting shot in an argument over a garden hose by his brother in law, that has happened before, but both the guy and his brother in law laying in the grass like two pieces of rotten Swiss cheese after an argument over a garden hose (kind of like the elevator scene from Smokin Aces), that hasn't been done before.

Both of those guys must have said something the other didn't like about a garden hose, which gave both of them the right to kill each other. If your family is dysfunctional enough, you're not going to pay a visit to your brother in law's house unarmed, that's a good way to end up being the only one to get shot in argument over a garden hose that day.

by The Original Agahnim September 9, 2021