Guitrum

An American pen spinner from UPSB.

Guitrum spins a Ck-Mod

by Guitrum December 25, 2009

geitarded

As our principal said that he would give denentions if we described someting as "gay" or "retarded", we combined the too...

something that is whack, retarded, and gay all at the same time.

1) that question was so geitarded...
2) look at that geitard in the burberry knock off shoes...

by Peter Pappas December 10, 2004

GuitaRSI

Repetitive strain injury from playing too much gutitar simulations

I think I have GuitaRSI from too much Rock Band

by DonQuiPunchy October 14, 2008

guitarded

being completely unfamiliar with anything to do with guitars, including terms, makes and accessories.

Guitar player: ok, so you play the A minor chord by holding down the first string second fret, the second stri-

Me: whoa, whoa slow down! the first what now?

Gutar Player: my god ur guitarded

by waffles and pancakes January 9, 2009

Guitargarita

The type of Margarita/Daquiri/watered-down-cheap-rum-ice-and-sugar-water beverage commonly found in Las Vegas insice of $12 worth of hollow plastic guitar (adorned with straw) dangling from the necks of tourists/visiting alcoholics from other states. You will many times see a gaggle of Guitargaritans traveling together down the Strip (possibly as a way to protect their young/fend off predators) as they engage in (attempts at) conducting mating rituals.

Carter: "Hey, now that we finally made it to Vegas, you guys wanna get waaaaaasted?"
Austin: "Yeah! We should get Guitargaritas! Wouldn't that be Hot Buttered Elves?"
Carter #2: "Awww, awesome! If we get our beverages put into guitar-shaped containers, women will have SEX with us!"
Group: "Horray!"
Random passer-by: "Say- I'm trying to get to the Four Queens. Can you point me in the right direction?"

by amateurmetheus September 26, 2009

Guitarded

Someone who plays guitar but doesn't practice enough to learn it well.

Scott: You've been playing guitar for 5 years now and you still don't know any chords?

Barry: I'm guitarded I guess...

by Vandrandelik January 4, 2010

GuiTart

This is the common name given to a total whore involved with rock music, or, just guitaring.

Hayley Williams.
"Ugh, that Hayley Williams is such a guiTart"

:S

by Gibsonsrcool August 21, 2010