green flag joke

a joke that goes on and on and on, with the people making the joke creating different scenarios about it.

started when some people were at the beach and a storm was coming, but there was still a green weather flag up. they saw some people in the water and decided to joke about it forever.
guy 1: "hey, look, its a green flag, but its flating in the water!"
guy 2: "its a green flag, but its ripeed and in the air!"
guy 1: "look at that green flag.... in the water!"
guy 2: "its a green flag, but its in a tornado!"
both guys: "HAHAHAHAH! ok, this is getting old."
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can be used for any kind of scenario, not just a green flag.
usually the green flag joke is only funny for a few minutes.
by himynamesbill June 27, 2009
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Green Flag

"You know Green Flag can pin point your precise location"
"That's Tree-mendous!"
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Green flag

Green flags are people that were born April 26th 2006
Aniyah is a walking green flag even though she may not think so she is.she is very smart and and loving person to me everything about her is perfect.all the way from her huge rabbit get up to her small head is perfect she may not think so but I do the moment I met her it’s like she put me under some spell because now i am obsessed with her I think about her everyday and every night no matter what I’m doing she’s always on my mind.she is very considerate and has the beauty of an angel she can also cook but not better than me
by Buff nigga 313 April 29, 2023
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Green flag

Someone that insists they’re not a red flag
Alec- “I’m not a red flag, I’m the biggest green flag known to man. I know my worth”
by BabybenTTS October 19, 2022
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Green flag

Lee seokmin aka dokyeom aka dk from seventeen
- Gosh he’s such a green flag
- No shit ho its mfking dk
by Dkswife(real) January 28, 2024
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Green flag

A man/woman that shows signs of being a gentleman/good girl.
Girl 1: He's such a green flag! He took me out on a buffet yesterday!
Girl 2: Omg!! You should definitely date him!
by maczetunn February 12, 2023
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Space Flag

When a man and a woman are having sex in a bed and the man lays on his back, his penis erect, and the woman jumps into the air off the mattress and tries to aim her self in such a way that her vagina lands over the man's penis (his penis entering her vagina) leaving him unharmed.
Guy 1: Mary tried to perform the "space flag" on me last night.
Guy 2: Did you let her? Did it work?
Guy 1: I think my dick is broken. I think I need medical attention.
by Iwannagohome! December 12, 2014
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