whenever somebody sends you a really shitty email/text about stuff that wont ever concern you,like a very shitty joke or a message telling you forward to atleast 10 people.
Alan:Boy,You're gonna love this new joke i texted you.
Bob: Alan ,Stop Sending me fagspam!
the incessant influx of email perpetuated by family and relating to blah family events such as birthday well-wishing or inconsequential family dramas such as whose cupcake recipe most resembled grandma's.
I'm getting twenty bleeps a minute in my inbox from all this famspam wishing my one year old niece, who doesn't even have email mind you, a happy birthday.
Amateur content created/posted by obsessive fans that impedes the ability of the average user to access original content on audio/video streaming sites such as Youtube etc. This material usually features unwanted content such as home videos of individuals singing their versions of songs, shitty remixes, or clips of various anime movies with the song playing in the background. When an average user tries to find a song/video they are partial to, they often come across 100+ fanspam videos before they can actually find the real video.
"WTF.. I'm trying to find that song by Depeche Mode. What is the title of the track? Taking a Ride with my Best Friend? I can only find shitty fanspam videos with crap mixes and anime videos. WTF is this shite?"
By definition, a fagstamp is a derogatory term used to describe somone as having characteristics of both male and female; though it can be used synonymously with a multitude of flaming or offensive nounage, e.g. j00b,newfag,nooblet,/b/tard
Etimology: Origionaly coined by "port3024"
Traditional: Wtf is this fagstamp up to? should we hit on it?
Ambiguous: stfu fagstamp, go cry, lonely and in a corner.
(1).The sparring of any number of men with their penises.
(2). similar to a pissing contest, although the elemental differences being that the win is not decided solely upon the length of emission or the puddle left behind, common factors in a win, but also on how much cock-blocking is done by each sparring mate, and, of course, penis size
(1)."whoa, dude. wouldya look at that fagspar over there? Dudes are not frigging around"
(2)."you all are pissing on my leg fagsparring around my fucking party like that; not to mention you're cockblocking every motherfucker in here slappin it off like that"
Being too drunk often leads to males (and sometimes females) fagsparring. Drama often causes a lot of fagsparrery, also.
A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basicallypeople with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."