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choccy fingers 

Someone who, without permission, spanks himself, pushes his fingers up his rectum, and delivers it to girls (who have boyfriends). Additionally, this imaginary man savours every drop of his own "mozzerella cheese" with gusto. This special therater kid is such a pleasure to be around !! (probably likes young girls and boys).
omg ur such a choccy fingers u silly goose!!

"omg have you seen the choccy fingers video?"
"holy shit i was traumatised it was so bad"
choccy fingers by Josh542719 November 1, 2023

mexican hot fingers 

A sexual act during which the female pours Tapatio (or any vinegar based hot sauce) on her hand and fingers the male's anus.
Lisa's crazy in bed, man! Last night, she gave me the Mexican hot fingers!

Bloody Cheeto fingers 

When you eat a lot of hot cheetos then you go to look at your hands and then all of the powder is on your fingers
Me: Eats Bag of hot cheetos.
Guy At My School: Dude you got bloody cheeto fingers .
Me: Licks powder off of my fingers.

Colonel Sanders Fingers 

Fat/Stubby fingers that are in the shape of chodes
Jeez.... How are you going to fit that glove on with those Colonel Sanders Fingers??

inside-of-glove fingers-curl 

Refers to the chillier-weather hand-maneuver that you periodically perform when your digits get chilly inside your mittens; it involves withdrawing your half-frozen appendages from the glove's cold-moisture-soaked fingers and rolling them up into your palm to help warm them a bit more.
I had to handle wet items while running my errands around town during today's unseasonable snowstorm, so I was obliged to frequently perform the inside-of-glove fingers-curl so that my hands wouldn't go numb.

Dead man's fingers 

When a girl gets fingered by a guy with really cold hands
"You got fingered last night?"

"Yeah it was freezing though, dead man's fingers"