Falseformation

A quicker way to say misinformation because time is money.

Woah, get off that website dude it’s got a lot of falseformation

by BroskyBaseball January 15, 2025

False Summer (Michigan)

A meteorological prank where Michigan briefly experiences beautiful spring weather for about 48 hours before returning to snow, wind, and existential disappointment.

Known side effects include:

• wearing shorts in March
• grilling in the driveway
• everyone collectively saying “maybe winter’s finally over”
• immediate regret

Scientists believe this phenomenon exists solely to keep Michiganders humble.

Yesterday I was driving with the windows down in a T-shirt. Today I’ve got my North Face zipped up. False summer (Michigan).

by The Banana Bard March 10, 2026

False Purpose Fallacy

A fallacy and bias where two or more oppressive or repressive systems, institutions, or practices are treated as fundamentally incomparable solely because of their stated or intended purpose, despite producing identical or functionally equivalent harms. The fallacy lies in substituting intent for impact, purpose for consequence. When someone argues that CECOT prison in El Salvador "doesn't compare" to Sednaya prison in Syria because one is for "rehabilitation" (or "fighting gangs") while the other was for political repression, they commit the False Purpose Fallacy—as if the experience of the prisoner, the deprivation of liberty, the violence of the state, and the suffering of the confined were somehow different because the official justification differs. Similarly, when Western AI surveillance is distinguished from authoritarian surveillance because "we're protecting democracy" while "they're controlling dissent," the same fallacy operates: the purpose stated differs, but the surveillance functions similarly. The fallacy is false because purpose does not negate parallel function; good intentions do not transform oppressive machinery into something else; stated goals do not alter lived experience.

Example: "He insisted CECOT wasn't comparable to Sednaya because El Salvador was 'fighting gangs' while Syria was 'crushing dissent'—pure False Purpose Fallacy, as if prisoners experience their cages differently based on the press releases justifying their imprisonment."

by Dumu The Void March 13, 2026

False confidence man

The type of man who is full of false confidence about his abilities to satisfy a woman in the bedroom (or wherever else you try to get your rocks off. A man who thinks he made a woman squirt even though she's so turned off she can only describe it as being fucked by a pencil wrapped in sandpaper

Mark was known as False Confidence man despite having to repetitively ask the woman for reassurance & to ask vital questions such as "am I doing this right?"

by Thefairyseshmother March 19, 2026

False-Flag Shagger

Someone who enthusiastically amplifies, defends, or props up false flag narratives - the planted stories, staged provocations, and manufactured pretexts used to justify dodgy actions. Doesn't question the official line, shares the state-approved version like gospel, and calls anyone who pokes holes in it a conspiracy theorist. Basically doing the propagandist's job for free and loving every minute of it.

Ostrovsky's tweeting Churchill quotes at people again like he's narrating a World War II documentary instead of cheerleading a bombing campaign. My guy, you're not Winston - you're a false-flag shagger with a blue tick."

by Poojinky March 22, 2026

filet-bia

Long vagina lips, a.k.a. roast beef curtains

I found shade at the beach, in the shadow of Kate’s filet-bia

by CFlea February 11, 2025

Filbert

A person who goes around sucking the farts out of chicken’s assholes.

“So what does Frank do for work these days, Nancy?”
…pause…
*…heavy sigh…* “He decided to go back to being the town Filbert”…

by Heybonbon March 23, 2025