feeder goat

A goat that is microscopic in size and lives in untrimmed or unshaven pubic hair. It feeds off of crumbs from food, lice, crabs, or ANYTHING dropped into the pubic hair.

Girl: " My moms bush is like a forest its so big and gross, and I think she has feeder goats now!
Boy: "ewwwwwww"

by FAWKGIRL January 14, 2014

Jeter Fever

better known as herpes, allegedly a few celebs may have or may not have contracted herpes from interaction directly or indirectly with Derek Jeter

Namely; Jessica Alba, Justin Timberlake, Jessica Biel and Mariah Carey

Ewww dude you can't mess with her. I heard she's got the Jeter Fever

by Bruce Da Truth August 27, 2007

bottom feeder

Someone who is willing to do just about anything to get a deal. It doesn't matter if what they're buying is junk, if they feel that the price is good, they'll do anything to get the deal (including standing in long-lines for hours and clipping dozens of coupons to physical violence and door crashing).

(Between two salesmen) Yep, we've got this $39 off-brand DVD player for all of the bottom feeders. Don't try to upsell them on anything else, just ring them up and get them the hell out of our store. We'll see them again when it breaks after two weeks of use, then we'll get them into a entry level piece.

by ColtC September 14, 2005

fever

Rolling a five in a dice game.

I figured I'd be safe because the only thing that could beat my fever was a six.

by Ziek May 2, 2005

The Fever

Extreme fervor for soccer, aka football, aka the beautiful game. Happens when major events come along, like the world cup.

Dude, the world cup is starting next week. I think I caught the fever.

by LDonovan July 4, 2010

The Cure Of Bieber Fever

mountain goat fur mixed with a piece jewish rabbis yamica then you must ejaculation to a picture of MJ as a kid after that congratulations you are half way don't now must find the rarest can of soup that can find blend it then get a gay mans pubes and drink it now you must give me 1600 hundred and then turn of and on ur xbox and u will be done.....i sware im not scamming you

why the fuck do u need and example it explains it self The Cure Of Bieber Fever

by matt fucken boss ass bitch dep March 3, 2011

Bieber Fever

When a fan is so obsessed with the godly Justin Bieber, she refers to herself as having Bieber Fever.

You have Bieber Fever if...
-You love Beebs
-You own the two CD's
-You own his book
-You have got to his concert
-You get ever magazine with Bieber's face on it
-You have 30+ posters of him
-You know every detail about him
-You know every lyric he sings

Side Effects
-Annoying
-Loss of friends
-You automatically become a 'belieber'

*See 'belieber' for more info on the topic
-Crying
-Youtube addiction
-Rapid Heart Beats. (RHB)

Dude, that Lexy girl has Bieber Fever.

I know man, he's cool.

by Massiecure. January 26, 2011