fithy frank

A guy who makes disturbingly funny videos, memes, joke songs and offensive stuff.

guy 1 : did you see the new fithy frank? guy2 : yeah I saw his new video!

by MEMEZARE4EVARBITHES! April 3, 2017

fifth graders

In a private school, fifth graders find themselves grown into middle school, without any of their sixth grade public school friends’ advice, as they are being thrown into it, too. The main difference is that, at that point, only the girls are starting to go through puberty, and only very few. Meanwhile, they have to share the hallways with gimongous eighth graders (and their huge seventh grader posse), who, depending on the type of school, may shove them out of the way, beat them, make loud comments about stupid little fifth graders who should go die in a hole, etc. Fifth graders (at least pre- pubescent ones) have an advantage: they are small and fast. In the hallways, they can dart around the sixth and seventh graders to get to their lockers. Another thing: the lockers. Most fifth graders have not gone through puberty and are still kids. So they will construct fake floors and walls in their lockers to conceal their money. ლ($◡$ლ). None of them will have dated anyone by the end of the year, as their crushes are barely blossoming. While some of them may think otherwise, it is a blessing. Oh yeah, AND THIS ARTICLE WAS WRITTEN BY SOMEONE WHO JUST GRADUATED FROM FIFTH GRADE. TAKE THAT EIGHTH GRADERS!

Eighth grader: Jesus these stupid head fifth graders should die. (Fifth grader1 and Fifth grader2 dart past)
FG1: Wait what
FG2: Don’t care. I’m late!

by Rio9 July 3, 2018

Filt

A mesh that is placed over a woman and/or mans anus, and is used to filter ejaculate that is being liberated into the anus with minimal clumps and clots

‘Before we have sex, let me place this filt on your anus, for the most pleasurable slip n slide down your crevasse’.

by Billy Bonjovi June 12, 2019

dylan firth

he is the best person you will ever meet he has an amazing sense of humour and is very loyal to his girl he always knows when someone is upset and will always find a way to make them happier all ladies should be looking at this fine piece of meat and love the guy forever

dylan firth means that he pulls a lot of girls and looks up to his idols

by Dylan firth June 25, 2019

fuck you filter

a mental filter that activates when someone is spewing out utter bullshit, causing you to zone out and not pay attention.

"dude, did you hear him say all that shit about you and your friends?"

"Nah, i had my fuck you filter on"

OR

dad "were you listening to me?"
child "Nah, my fuck you filter was on. can you repeat yourself?"

by noxxema May 3, 2010

filthy

Something cool, aka tight

those shoes arre filthy

by BabY gIrL October 22, 2003

filch

To steal leftover food (usually claimed)from someone you live with.

-Dude, what's wrong?
-Somebody filched my pizza!

by Shawn B. April 6, 2003