fatherfuckface

See motherfuckface, substituting father into mother (dad into mom)
Note you may call a person of any sex a fatherfuckface or motherfuckface.

FFF stands for fatherfuckface

by whatdoyoudialtogetoutofthematrix December 24, 2003

father geoghan

Properly killed in prison.

Father Gay, GONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by death penalty for child molesters September 9, 2004

Teh Fatherless

Lovely speices of man. Can refer to a Jackass, or Perverted Ass. Or extremely adorable/horny guy.

You're so horny your you challenge Teh Fatherless.

by Claire Peterson November 5, 2004

Watsky Raps Even Faster

O hai this guy right here
Credit to Reddit
You bet ill never forget im forever indebted
And Ellen for getting the cougars to check it
It's too good to take and so I'm gonna go
Dry my tears
Gonna meet up at a 7 eleven
To pick up a dank doughnut pack
I look at myself in the glass and go, "Oh what"

Watsky Raps Even Faster is an 8 year old video

by HalloDeutschland September 26, 2021

fasterbating

Fasterbating is when fat slobs who usually eat and self-gratify simultaneously go on a diet and just gratify themselves on an empty stomach.
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Self-Gratyifying oneself to eating disorder porn

Person 1 : Wow, is that that same fat freaky slob that never leaves the house, they're kinda looking, less fat and slobby, though really still freaky
Person 2: Yeah, they've lost a lot of weight since they started Fasterbating
Person 1: Fasterbating?

Person 2: I know, I'm never eating again

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Person 1: *walks in* -looks at screen #puuuuke#
Person 2: I was fasterbating, what?
Person 1: Nothing, *gasp* nothing at all

by Comrade Plasternasty October 8, 2010

father, uncle, cousin Kate

A nice way of saying FUCK in polite company.

Oh father, uncle, cousin Kate! There's no one to drive me home, and the bus drivers are on strike!

by pentozali February 20, 2011

Glitter Farter

One who farts glitter; homosexual.

That Clay Aiken sure is a glitter farter!

by Johnny Dazzles January 13, 2009