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Faces

A disturbing PSA made by the Partnership For A Drug Free America made in 1987 that features a young blonde woman with blue eyes smiling at the camera as a blissful piano is playing in the background. Right after, the music then turns into a creepy rendition of “How Old Are You Now?” as the woman stops smiling. As the commercial continues, the woman’s pupils dilate and her skin slowly withers all while staring at the camera. Her eyes then turn into a bright blue and a sheet is thrown over her; indicating that she has died from a drug overdose. There is also an alternate version of this commercial where there is no sheet and the viewer has to stare at the woman’s face for a few more seconds.
Guy: You know what? I’m gonna stay up for a bit longer. I’m in the mood to watch something scary.

*watches TOP 50 SCARIEST PSAS by HelloImAPizza*
Guy: Ok, the video’s almost over.
*Sees the title for number two; Faces*
*Video plays*
Guy: Wow… I don’t think I can sleep now.
by Shokwavve April 24, 2023
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Facst

“I want to see some sea ane-ne-ne FACST!”
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factandra

A statement or proclamation made with 100% confidence in its validity, in spite of it being wildly untrue or inaccurate.
“The mom dogs traits always come through more to the puppies than the dad dogs traits.”

“I’ve delivered dozens of litters of puppies, and that is not even remotely true. Sounds like a factandra to me!”
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Facism

The orginal nazism, nazism is better dont say otherwise
Facism is noice
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fact-checker

The fact-checker removed my post because I said I had two dogs, and CNN didn't corroborate it.
by Mozzastryl August 21, 2023
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Fact

If your pussy hair can braid then you need to shave - my girl ali
Bro, is look at the inner edge of her shorts, are those viking braids?

Nah man, they Dutch.

FACT
by Art the real one August 29, 2023
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facessay

A long rambling social media post (usually Facebook) that could have been said in two sentences, but rambles for three pages
Kai's latest facessay is even more boring and pointless than the last one
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