Homo erectus

French for a gay man’s penis
Homo erectus (meaning 'upright man') were a species of archaic humans from the Pleistocene, earliest occurrence about 2 mya. They are proposed to be the direct ancestors to several human species, such as H. heidelbergensis, H. antecessor, Neanderthals, Denisovans, and modern humans.34 As a chronospecies, the time of its disappearance is thus a matter of contention or even convention. There are also several proposed subspecies with varying levels of recognition.

Wow that’s a huge homo erectus

by Cum bare fly March 19, 2020

Homo Erectile

A man who has Erectile Dysfunction causing them to Be Homosexual.

Did you hear that Tyler is Homo Erectile I

by That’s my pie September 7, 2020

Grammatically Erect

To be grammatically erect is to be an aroused English major.

Mary: I hooked up with Jason after English class yesterday.

Emily: Oh, so you got him grammatically erect then?

Mary: Yeah, you could say that.

by CaramelBanan January 2, 2021

pectus erectus

a deformity of the chest that causes the sternum to grow inward

"yeah, he had to have surgery to fix his pectus erectus"

by rlo43 June 30, 2021

jst.ereh

The child of jst.plushi the guy who never misses

„Daddy plushis Child, jst.ereh, also never misses <3“

by Jst.ereh July 11, 2021

dirty eren

A dirty Eren is when you put hot sauce is someone condom but only a little so they can he can’t see it to get revenge

Katie: I pulled a dirty eren on my ex last night!
Anna ooo you go girl !

by Mushybrains March 29, 2022

reddit erection

sort of like a instinct when someone disrespects things redditors like

nerd: Keanu reeves is trash

*reddit erection kicks in*
reddit chad: *buttfucks the nerd until he apologizes*

by naenihanaenae February 13, 2022