suicide dress

A very low cut and revealing dress highlighting cleavage which makes a woman's breasts appear to be on a ledge and ready to jump out from the fabric edge

Sparkles was out clubbing with the distas and wore a suicide dress causing the crowd to wonder if her breasts would jump out while she was on the dance floor!

by El Diablo4eva October 7, 2025

fantastic infant dressing

When you actually care what your child wears, and make it a conscious note not to dress them in obscenely clashing colors or fashion originating from the 1950's.

Jason personifies fantastic infant dressing today. It is clear that his mother took the time to make him look nice.

by Sakura-san January 15, 2009

put a dress on him

To take control of another person in a business transaction or meeting; to get the better end of the deal; to dominate or intimidate another.

The customer tried to negotiate, but I put a dress on him.
I paid too much for my car; man was I ever wearing the dress!
Do you want to make some sales, or do you want to wear a dress?

by herpin_man May 25, 2012

ranch salad dressing

Molly Malone

"Yo molly wussup with dat bowl of Ranch Salad Dressing ????"
"Don't hate appreciate da ranch dressin"

by HiddenValleyLovers September 11, 2013

The colours of the dress

A situation or concern so ambiguous nobody can agree. An existential loophole.

1. Cedric and Anna are arguing over the existence of God again… The colours of the dress, man.
2. Tea or coffee? Here we go again, the colours of the dress!

by Ervaela February 27, 2015

let me dress

sex

man, samantha should really let me dress her! my stroke game is out of this world and ill for sure have her crying

by bigpenis7798 September 22, 2016

put your prom dress on

Telling someone who usually takes forever to go get ready.

Slow snail diva princess bitch hurry up forever

Hey Buffy, go put your prom dress on. We need to leave in like, three hours.

by Roofus5% June 27, 2016