whom'st'd've'dist'd'n't'st'd've'll's'd've're'n't'y'all'll'ven't

the most intellectual word imaginable.

you: who
me an intellectual:whom'st'd've'dist'd'n't'st'd've'll's'd've're'n't'y'all'll'ven't

by Aidag June 1, 2018

diarrhea

No pain, no strain, just sit and let it drain.

The fast food I had last night gave me wicked diarrhea

by Gingievitus December 14, 2010

DIFLY

Abbreviation of "Dude I fucking love you." Often used to show expression of love.

hahaha.. Difly

by aucontriaree August 6, 2010

dindu shrine

A shrine dedicated to those who dindu nuffins. The shrine denotes location of homicide victim . Site consists of published condolences proclaiming ("he dindu nuffin" "he was a good boy", " aspiring rapper", "he was a loving father of 12", "local pharmaceutical salesman"aka street pharmacist). The Shrine usally littered with objects of the deceased favorite alcoholic beverages, basket ball jersey of his favorite team, flowers, ball caps.

We are here on the corner of 9th and park street. Where a 19 year old youth was gun downed. Authority's say it is gang related. We are here with friends and relatives at the location of the dindu shrine. They are proclaiming he was a good boy that dindu nuffins and was about to release his first album next month.

by thedogshitbandit August 9, 2016

Dining with Royalty

Taking a girl on a cheap dinner date, involving resturants that have royal names.

e.g. Burger King, Dairy Queen, etc.

I was flat broke, and she wanted to eat, so we Dined with Royalty.

by urbanVirus September 4, 2005

disrespectrum

A disrespectful range of varied but related ideas or objects, the individual features of which tend to overlap so as to form a continuous series or sequence.

Valerie: "Dude, you're kind of rude."

Geoff: "How so?"

Valerie: "You're insulting, rude, jerky..."

Geoff: "All part of my disrespectrum."

by Geoff AF May 12, 2010

Did a Mowgli

Formerly meant as the action of sitting on a chair and breaking it due to extreme obesity, it has recently come to mean defecating on a chair (most likely due to extreme inebriation) and then admitting to it publicly with no shame.

Either way, no one will be using that chair after you.

"So it turns out j may have gotten do drunk last night that I did a massive poo on the living room chair hitch I'm now having to clean up after a massive argument . I font geek so good."

"Looks like you really did a Mowgli there!"

by Jock O'Tubby February 23, 2012