Rub-A-Deuce

When a male defecate on his own hand and proceeds to use that hand to aggressively pleasure himself through masterbation.

Nick proceeded to Rub-A-Deuce after a long night of gaming with his buddies.

by DirtyDickNBalls May 22, 2016

Deuce Fairy

A small, winged creature that flys around at night shitting in the mouths of humans. Most commonly after long nights of drinking and smoking.

Ah, fuck! The deuce fairy visited last night.

by Ash666666 June 26, 2018

dollar deuce

When you get into the cash cab and the lights come on and you shit yourself

Todd told Mike that he was picked up by the game show “cash cab” and when the the lights came on he couldn’t help but let out a dollar deuce.

by Sticky whistle teeth October 21, 2017

Dracula’s Deuce

When you take a dump and it’s bloody.

I took a Dracula’s Deuce... should I see the doctor?

by Froppy October 8, 2018

Deuce

Synthetic Weed

“We got high asf off the deuce last night, bruh”

by Kkaaaayyyy May 7, 2020

drop a deuce, free a bird

a chill phrase to use when you don't know how or why you did something, but it expresses the extremely chill nature

person 1: hey dude why did you do that?

person 2: idk dude, it's.... drop a deuce free a bird?
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person 1 learning a new concept and realising the complex-simplicity
"drop a deuce, free a bird..."

by Staedtler Berol February 15, 2024

flash deuce

The action of taking a dump within the time frame of 1-2 min.

before we go i gotta take a quick flash deuce.

by zaivon July 6, 2010