Sneaky Deuce

Pooping in someone's home without their knowledge, then leaving.

Amara: Oh my god someone just shit in my toilet!
Corey: Heh, sneaky deuce.

by playboicartifartgirl120 January 5, 2025

Deuce

Means the number 2 . Deuce will also be the name of the man that all the girls lust and all the men want to be like.

"Deuces!"

by Bigchoopppooop11122 October 23, 2019

deuce egg

A turd.

“Where’s the outhouse because I gotta go lay a deuce egg?”

by FreshWords July 23, 2025

Deuce juice

(noun)
/ˈdo͞os jo͞os/

Definition:
The unholy moisture that collects between your butt cheeks after sitting too long, sweating too much, or just existing in Satan’s armpit-level heat.

“Dude, I just got off that 3-hour Greyhound bus and my deuce juice situation is critical.”

by vegasvibes July 28, 2025

The double deuce and dick down

When the guy is shitting on the toilet, and the girl sits on his dick and also starts to shit in the same toilet while getting fucked.

Bro, pulled the double deuce and dick down last night after eating Thai hot noodles with my girl. It was wild, messy and blew the bumpkin out of the water.

by Fuckin Filthy Frank January 30, 2025

Deuce

1. A piece of shit.

2. A person-shaped piece of shit.

1. Hold on, I’ve got to drop a deuce.
2. Here comes Smitty.. what a fucking deuce!

by squiggular March 5, 2025

Double deuce

Aka (a Deuce and a half) when one has a bowel movement, stands up to leave and by the act of standing, loosens another piece of feces and and one has to abandon the plan to leave the bathroom to go back,sit down and finish it again.

Also know as a gmc jimmy ton and a half truck Circa ww2.

Grampa told me about his war times and the big trucks he worked on, like the double deuce.

by Bonnie mc fucking cannon June 26, 2024