Won-Ton Cowboy Hat

When a woman's vagina your head and neck whole getting a Chinese massage.

Man she climbed on the table, started rubbing my back & gave me a Won-Ton Cowboy Hat.

by Lib-Lab June 9, 2017

Wannabe Cowboy

An individual, usually male, that attires oneself in Western Wear for the sole purpose of getting attention. Normally has no logical reason for said attire, as the individual in question did not grow up on a ranch, and did not have a career attempting to remain upright on an angry bull.

Usually spotted at "Line Dancing Night", other bars, or in major metropolitan areas trying to be "cool" hundreds of miles away from the nearest real "Cowboys".

Usually are going through an identity crisis and treat women like horse shit which they have never stepped in.

Identified by; cowboy boots, plaid shirt, t-shirt that has nothing to do with country at all, and a pre-requisite "Cowboy" hat. Big silver belt, The most desperate will also showcase a "Bolo" tie, which can be used to strangle the offending "wannabe".

Favors weak, tasteless, flaccid beer such as "Budlight" or "Budweiser" or "Coors".

"Look at that wannabe cowboy, the only heiffer he's touched today is that fat girl he's grinding"

by Zkskwlcjdksldkck March 15, 2018

Cowboy Clogs

Those dam suede high heel boot things that Chelsea's wear

DAAMM Chelsea back at it again with dem Cowboy Clogs

by Big Daddy Walrus October 26, 2018

Cowboy RyRy

This one sexy ass sex-worker

Yooo Cowboy RyRy is that bottom bitch

by Heyyuhhhhhh May 23, 2025

Auction Cowboy

A person who looks at legal goods and pays for as many as 50 items. He goes to an auction and makes 3x.

You need $50 to cover the rent? Call an auction cowboy.

by silverseal September 18, 2011

Cowboy Bebop

\ˈkau̇-ˌbȯiˈbē-ˌbäp\n. See also SPACE JAZZ (𝘢𝘳𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘪𝘤):
The work which becomes a new genre itself...

The original Blade Runner movie is a cowboy bebop.

by Profound Mercenary October 29, 2022

Cowboy Death

Used to describe the inordinate amount of time in can take for an extremely pissed person to stop talking and fall asleep. Derived from old cowboy films where a hero was shot and would then talk about life and the universe for ages in an attempt to give their death meaning and generate sympathy.

I wish he'd shut the fuck up and stop with the Cowboy Death.

by JWW32 December 24, 2021