uncle earl shit his pants when he opened the outhouse door and saw daisy mae giving junior a country blumpkin
by alexandrob August 23, 2004
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hey man good race today eventhought I whipped you a good one
bitch shut up before I shut you up that cross country race was gay
bitch shut up before I shut you up that cross country race was gay
by kmak September 21, 2005
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Country Girls are a great gift from God so if you ever are lucky enough to have one hold onto her .
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Country Girls come in all shapes and sizes they usaully love trucks , their family , muddin , camo , cooking , cuddling , animals , country music , ridin horses , hunting ,fishing , etc. Their are very protective over their friends and family ans aren't afraid to stand their own and kick some yuppie ass when they need to . Country girls are usually the best girlfriends and wifes. They usually were raised in the southern state like Kentucky , Tennessee , Georgia , etc. Most country girls arent whoares because most of them were raised right . Country girls are just so wonderful they are tough as nails and sweet as sugar .EVERY COUNTRY GIRL NEEDS A COUNTRY BOY .
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They are usually assigned roles written originally for the castratos, yanking those roles away from the contraltos.
They are usually assigned roles written originally for the castratos, yanking those roles away from the contraltos.
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Arrogance: Thinks Canada is lucky to exist on the same continent as the United States.
Unintelligence: Thinks Canada participated in the Vietnam war, too stubborn to believe a reporter from the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation telling her she's wrong.
Narcissism: Go to her website. You'll see a special page devoted to pictures of herself, and a "My Life" page.
People that support her only use "she's beautiful" as back-up. Wake up, people, she's a complete dumbass.
Arrogance: Thinks Canada is lucky to exist on the same continent as the United States.
Unintelligence: Thinks Canada participated in the Vietnam war, too stubborn to believe a reporter from the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation telling her she's wrong.
Narcissism: Go to her website. You'll see a special page devoted to pictures of herself, and a "My Life" page.
People that support her only use "she's beautiful" as back-up. Wake up, people, she's a complete dumbass.
by bon April 5, 2005
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